1 00:00:38,259 --> 00:00:39,025 Wallace! 2 00:00:39,059 --> 00:00:40,059 What are you waiting on, 3 00:00:40,092 --> 00:00:42,125 a trail of rose petals, Princess? 4 00:00:42,159 --> 00:00:44,693 Let's go! We got a game to win. 5 00:00:44,726 --> 00:00:46,559 Get your head out of your ass. 6 00:00:58,526 --> 00:01:00,259 ♪ Days swiftly come and go 7 00:01:02,492 --> 00:01:06,359 Promise me, you'll take me with you to college, 8 00:01:06,392 --> 00:01:07,726 to the NFL, 9 00:01:07,759 --> 00:01:09,559 to a giant mansion with a giant pool 10 00:01:09,592 --> 00:01:10,626 that has a phat hot tub 11 00:01:10,659 --> 00:01:11,925 that's connected to the giant pool 12 00:01:11,958 --> 00:01:14,059 so I can swim from hot to cold whenever I want. 13 00:01:14,092 --> 00:01:15,526 Yes. 14 00:01:15,559 --> 00:01:17,526 I love you, Staci. 15 00:01:17,559 --> 00:01:18,793 ♪ On the phone 16 00:01:20,426 --> 00:01:22,559 It holds ten songs. 17 00:01:22,592 --> 00:01:24,858 I put all our favorites on it. 18 00:01:24,892 --> 00:01:27,693 ♪ Being alone 19 00:01:27,726 --> 00:01:33,092 ♪ I'll find someone new 20 00:01:33,125 --> 00:01:36,292 ♪ Swing, swing, swing from the tangles of ♪ 21 00:01:36,326 --> 00:01:40,492 ♪ My heart is crushed by a former love ♪ 22 00:01:40,526 --> 00:01:48,726 ♪ Can you help me find a way to carry on again ♪ 23 00:01:48,759 --> 00:01:49,858 Let us change your life, kid. 24 00:01:49,892 --> 00:01:52,125 ♪ The sky, I'm moving on 25 00:01:52,159 --> 00:01:53,825 ♪ Sweet beginnings to arise 26 00:01:53,858 --> 00:01:55,359 Our little secret. 27 00:01:55,392 --> 00:01:57,059 I can't move across the whole country. 28 00:01:57,092 --> 00:01:58,659 -I only left Eastbrook twice. -Whiskey. 29 00:01:58,693 --> 00:02:00,726 Once for a game in Vickelsberg, and then... 30 00:02:00,759 --> 00:02:02,192 -Whiskey. -...once to Vickelsberg 31 00:02:02,225 --> 00:02:03,059 by accident. 32 00:02:03,092 --> 00:02:04,892 Whiskey! 33 00:02:04,925 --> 00:02:06,559 They should probably mark Vickelsberg better. 34 00:02:06,592 --> 00:02:08,359 Son, let me tell you a little story 35 00:02:08,392 --> 00:02:09,159 about The Beatles. 36 00:02:09,192 --> 00:02:11,492 They played about 250 shows 37 00:02:11,526 --> 00:02:12,858 in all these little shitholes 38 00:02:12,892 --> 00:02:15,059 in and around the city of Hamburg. 39 00:02:15,092 --> 00:02:18,626 And you know how they became the biggest band in the world? 40 00:02:18,659 --> 00:02:19,925 Practice? 41 00:02:19,958 --> 00:02:21,292 They left Hamburg. 42 00:02:21,326 --> 00:02:24,559 ♪ To know 43 00:02:24,592 --> 00:02:28,726 ♪ I found a reason for me ♪ 44 00:02:28,759 --> 00:02:29,592 Oh. 45 00:02:36,259 --> 00:02:39,092 Hey, why don't you go dance with Ted Kim? 46 00:02:39,125 --> 00:02:41,925 -Are you serious? -Yeah. 47 00:02:41,958 --> 00:02:43,125 He looks lonely. 48 00:02:45,492 --> 00:02:47,659 ♪ All they do is piss and moan 49 00:02:47,693 --> 00:02:49,392 inside the Rolling Stone ♪ 50 00:02:49,426 --> 00:02:54,326 ♪ Talkin' about how hard life can be ♪ 51 00:02:54,359 --> 00:02:56,526 ♪ But they could spend a day or two ♪ 52 00:02:56,559 --> 00:02:58,559 Bone Zone! Bone Zone! 53 00:02:58,592 --> 00:03:01,726 Bone Zone! Bone Zone! 54 00:03:01,759 --> 00:03:03,192 America needs its traditions. 55 00:03:03,225 --> 00:03:05,459 ♪ Fall 56 00:03:05,492 --> 00:03:07,659 ♪ Fall 57 00:03:07,693 --> 00:03:11,592 ♪ Lifestyles of the rich and the famous ♪ 58 00:03:11,626 --> 00:03:13,659 ♪ They're always complainin' 59 00:03:13,693 --> 00:03:14,925 ♪ Always complainin' 60 00:03:14,958 --> 00:03:16,858 -♪ Ah ♪ -♪ Boom, boom, boom ♪ 61 00:03:16,892 --> 00:03:19,592 Behold! The ancient one! 62 00:03:19,626 --> 00:03:20,559 Chug, chug! 63 00:03:20,592 --> 00:03:22,693 ♪ Well, they got mansions 64 00:03:22,726 --> 00:03:25,359 ♪ Think we should rob them 65 00:03:25,392 --> 00:03:26,659 ♪ Well, did you know when you were famous, 66 00:03:26,693 --> 00:03:27,925 you could kill your wife ♪ 67 00:03:27,958 --> 00:03:30,125 ♪ And there's no such thing as 25 to life ♪ 68 00:03:30,159 --> 00:03:31,892 ♪ As long as you've got the cash 69 00:03:31,925 --> 00:03:32,958 to pay for Cochran ♪ 70 00:03:32,992 --> 00:03:34,726 That skank Jane Morris just said 71 00:03:34,759 --> 00:03:35,858 I've had more holes to fill 72 00:03:35,892 --> 00:03:36,958 than her grandpa's bowling ball. 73 00:03:36,992 --> 00:03:38,426 -What? -Take me home. 74 00:03:38,459 --> 00:03:39,326 Yeah. 75 00:03:39,359 --> 00:03:40,925 I probably shouldn't because I'm-- 76 00:03:40,958 --> 00:03:43,925 You know, I think I'm too... way too drive to drunk. 77 00:03:43,958 --> 00:03:46,025 -I can drive you! -What a bro! 78 00:03:46,059 --> 00:03:46,825 Yeah! 79 00:03:46,858 --> 00:03:49,659 Oh, I love you, Ted Kim! 80 00:03:49,693 --> 00:03:52,392 Thank you! 81 00:03:52,426 --> 00:03:54,426 You think drinking every beer in Eastbrook 82 00:03:54,459 --> 00:03:55,958 makes you run faster, Wallace? 83 00:03:55,992 --> 00:03:58,693 Now suit up and kill Vickelsberg! 84 00:04:02,125 --> 00:04:03,825 Are your menstrual cramps acting up? 85 00:04:03,858 --> 00:04:05,693 Hey, my all-American, get over here! 86 00:04:05,726 --> 00:04:07,392 All-state quarterback Hank Wallace 87 00:04:07,426 --> 00:04:10,292 isn't his normal gun-slingin' self tonight. 88 00:04:17,326 --> 00:04:18,793 We need to talk. 89 00:04:29,125 --> 00:04:31,159 We'll see if Wallace can pull himself together 90 00:04:31,192 --> 00:04:32,192 on this drive. 91 00:04:32,225 --> 00:04:35,192 Eastbrook needs this W against Vickelsberg. 92 00:04:35,225 --> 00:04:36,426 And break. 93 00:04:39,858 --> 00:04:42,892 Oh! Awful snap. 94 00:04:42,925 --> 00:04:44,892 Wallace is scrambling. 95 00:04:57,958 --> 00:05:01,958 Oh, a tragedy tonight in Eastbrook. 96 00:05:19,559 --> 00:05:23,992 ♪ The best thing about tonight's that we're not fighting ♪ 97 00:05:24,025 --> 00:05:25,759 -Whiskey. -♪ It couldn't be 98 00:05:25,793 --> 00:05:30,825 that we have been this way before ♪ 99 00:05:30,858 --> 00:05:36,326 ♪ I know you don't think that I am trying ♪ 100 00:05:36,359 --> 00:05:39,292 ♪ I know you're wearing thin down to the core ♪ 101 00:05:39,326 --> 00:05:42,059 Congratula...tions. 102 00:05:42,092 --> 00:05:44,726 ♪ Hold your breath because 103 00:05:44,759 --> 00:05:46,858 -Maybe. -♪ Tonight will be the night 104 00:05:46,892 --> 00:05:51,793 that I will fall for you over again ♪ 105 00:05:51,825 --> 00:05:54,825 ♪ Don't make me change my mind ♪ 106 00:05:54,858 --> 00:05:58,726 ♪ Or I won't live to see another day ♪ 107 00:05:58,759 --> 00:06:01,426 ♪ I swear it's true 108 00:06:01,459 --> 00:06:05,925 ♪ Because a girl like you is impossible to find ♪ 109 00:06:05,958 --> 00:06:08,426 ♪ You're impossible to find 110 00:06:23,559 --> 00:06:30,025 ♪ I always swore to you I'd never fall apart ♪ 111 00:06:30,059 --> 00:06:34,892 ♪ You always thought that I was stronger ♪ 112 00:06:34,925 --> 00:06:36,225 ♪ I may have failed, 113 00:06:36,259 --> 00:06:39,825 but I have loved you from the start ♪ 114 00:06:39,858 --> 00:06:41,592 ♪ Oh, but hold 115 00:06:43,626 --> 00:06:46,092 ♪ Because tonight will be the night 116 00:06:46,125 --> 00:06:51,059 that I will fall for you over again ♪ 117 00:06:51,092 --> 00:06:54,125 ♪ Don't make me change my mind ♪ 118 00:06:55,159 --> 00:06:58,025 ♪ I won't live to see another day ♪ 119 00:06:58,059 --> 00:07:00,793 ♪ I swear it's true 120 00:07:02,892 --> 00:07:06,492 Hi, I'm Hank, and, um... 121 00:07:08,526 --> 00:07:09,526 ...I'm an alcoholic. 122 00:07:09,559 --> 00:07:10,825 ♪ Deep 123 00:07:10,858 --> 00:07:13,025 ♪ Breathe me in 124 00:07:13,059 --> 00:07:16,559 ♪ I'm yours to keep 125 00:07:16,592 --> 00:07:18,092 ♪ And hold onto 126 00:07:18,125 --> 00:07:21,225 Amoebas have a unique structure that sets them apart 127 00:07:21,259 --> 00:07:23,559 from other single-celled organisms. 128 00:07:23,592 --> 00:07:25,492 ♪ Tonight when you're asleep 129 00:07:28,759 --> 00:07:30,059 ♪ 'Cause tonight 130 00:07:30,092 --> 00:07:31,326 Hello, my old friend. 131 00:07:31,359 --> 00:07:36,793 ♪ That I will fall for you over again ♪ 132 00:07:36,825 --> 00:07:39,559 Living in the past, Hank? 133 00:07:39,592 --> 00:07:41,025 You were a bright kid 134 00:07:41,059 --> 00:07:42,626 even if you didn't apply yourself. 135 00:07:42,659 --> 00:07:44,426 ♪ I swear it's true 136 00:07:44,459 --> 00:07:46,426 I bet there's a lot more you could offer Eastbrook High. 137 00:07:46,459 --> 00:07:49,359 ♪ A girl like you is impossible to find ♪ 138 00:07:49,392 --> 00:07:50,225 Fu-- 139 00:07:56,526 --> 00:07:59,958 F--f--uh--forget... 140 00:07:59,992 --> 00:08:04,159 Forget your preconceptions about bacterial reproduction 141 00:08:04,192 --> 00:08:06,025 'cause most of it's asexual, 142 00:08:06,059 --> 00:08:09,392 which, you know, you kids should all be, 143 00:08:09,426 --> 00:08:12,459 you know, until true love or whatever. 144 00:08:14,992 --> 00:08:17,759 Um, and use protection. 145 00:08:17,793 --> 00:08:19,925 Okay, let's see what kind of nasty bugs 146 00:08:19,958 --> 00:08:21,125 live in our mouths. 147 00:08:21,159 --> 00:08:22,693 I just need everybody to spit in this... 148 00:08:22,726 --> 00:08:24,459 That's what your mom said. 149 00:08:24,492 --> 00:08:26,825 ...Petri dish. 150 00:08:26,858 --> 00:08:28,626 Hey, come on, guys, phones away. 151 00:08:28,659 --> 00:08:30,192 We have important things to do. 152 00:08:30,225 --> 00:08:32,925 -Mr. Wallace? -Yeah, Grace? 153 00:08:32,958 --> 00:08:35,025 What's on our phones is important. 154 00:08:35,059 --> 00:08:37,825 Why aren't we talking about the Ick? 155 00:08:37,858 --> 00:08:41,025 Okay, Grace, let's talk about the Ick. 156 00:08:41,059 --> 00:08:43,259 There's no origin story for Ick. 157 00:08:43,292 --> 00:08:44,825 We didn't watch it arrive on a meteor 158 00:08:44,858 --> 00:08:47,659 or escape from a government lab. 159 00:08:47,693 --> 00:08:50,059 It's just here. 160 00:08:50,092 --> 00:08:51,726 At first, we hardly noticed. 161 00:08:51,759 --> 00:08:54,025 But each day, year by year, it kept growing. 162 00:08:54,059 --> 00:08:56,025 It doesn't move, at least we don't think. 163 00:08:56,059 --> 00:08:59,259 It's stationary as a plant, growing, spreading slowly. 164 00:08:59,292 --> 00:09:01,092 It's omnipresent, but not bothersome enough 165 00:09:01,125 --> 00:09:02,858 that cars can't drive down the street, 166 00:09:02,892 --> 00:09:05,192 people can't go about their usual routines. 167 00:09:05,225 --> 00:09:07,825 Most folks choose to ignore the Ick altogether, 168 00:09:07,858 --> 00:09:09,426 hoping it just goes away, 169 00:09:09,459 --> 00:09:10,659 especially with rumors swirling 170 00:09:10,693 --> 00:09:12,025 that it's starting to attack. 171 00:09:13,925 --> 00:09:16,259 All right, bring up your Petri dishes, 172 00:09:16,292 --> 00:09:18,326 on the desk, please. 173 00:09:18,359 --> 00:09:19,892 Have a good day. 174 00:09:21,693 --> 00:09:22,992 Grace? 175 00:09:24,759 --> 00:09:26,092 How's your mom? 176 00:09:27,793 --> 00:09:29,259 Fine, Mr. Wallace. 177 00:09:29,292 --> 00:09:30,858 Oh, that's good. 178 00:09:30,892 --> 00:09:31,858 That's good. 179 00:09:31,892 --> 00:09:34,359 How's your mom? 180 00:09:34,392 --> 00:09:35,359 Dead. 181 00:09:36,492 --> 00:09:38,659 Despite protests by the school safety officer, 182 00:09:38,693 --> 00:09:40,592 this year's prom theme is Millennial. 183 00:09:40,626 --> 00:09:41,925 Get in the problematic spirit 184 00:09:41,958 --> 00:09:44,693 by only consenting to 2000s music. 185 00:09:44,726 --> 00:09:45,958 Did you see Charli's TikTok 186 00:09:45,992 --> 00:09:48,159 about how the egg is pure gluten? 187 00:09:48,192 --> 00:09:48,958 What's gluten? 188 00:09:48,992 --> 00:09:50,259 Check this out, Jazzlyn. 189 00:09:50,292 --> 00:09:51,659 Straight-up video of the asteroid 190 00:09:51,693 --> 00:09:52,793 -that brought the Ick. -That's the scene 191 00:09:52,825 --> 00:09:53,925 from the movie Armageddon. 192 00:09:53,958 --> 00:09:55,359 We have to take this problem seriously, 193 00:09:55,392 --> 00:09:56,693 not turn it into a meme. 194 00:09:56,726 --> 00:09:58,626 Today's school shooter warning is "Starships" by Nicki Minaj. 195 00:09:58,659 --> 00:10:00,958 Look, the Ick is just Frankenfood GMO 196 00:10:00,992 --> 00:10:03,626 set free from a Monsanto lab. 197 00:10:03,659 --> 00:10:06,693 That's why I only eat organic. 198 00:10:06,726 --> 00:10:07,793 Bro! 199 00:10:07,825 --> 00:10:09,925 Cultural appropriate much? 200 00:10:09,958 --> 00:10:11,992 I'm a sixty-fourth Cherokee with receipts, 201 00:10:12,025 --> 00:10:14,259 and I'm telling you Jay Guava wouldn't approve 202 00:10:14,292 --> 00:10:17,426 of your capitalistic colonial mindset, son. 203 00:10:17,459 --> 00:10:18,459 Come on. 204 00:10:18,492 --> 00:10:20,326 I almost lost my appetite. 205 00:10:20,359 --> 00:10:23,526 Principal Mencken reminds us also avoid new growth of the Ick 206 00:10:23,559 --> 00:10:24,992 in the western men's room 207 00:10:25,025 --> 00:10:29,326 and that jokes of it resembling his wife's slimy lady parts 208 00:10:29,359 --> 00:10:31,125 will not be tolerated. 209 00:10:31,159 --> 00:10:32,592 Will Ick affect the primaries? 210 00:10:32,626 --> 00:10:33,992 We're joined now by our political panel. 211 00:10:34,025 --> 00:10:36,559 Clearly, the Ick disproportionately affects 212 00:10:36,592 --> 00:10:37,759 Black and Brown voters. 213 00:10:37,793 --> 00:10:40,326 Well, I heard the Ick started in China. 214 00:10:40,359 --> 00:10:41,626 Bat-eating weirdos. 215 00:10:41,659 --> 00:10:44,159 Maybe the government will send a team to help clean it up. 216 00:10:44,192 --> 00:10:45,592 Well, we're definitely not getting any help 217 00:10:45,626 --> 00:10:46,659 before Vickelsberg. 218 00:10:46,693 --> 00:10:48,892 Hola, Mr. Hank. 219 00:10:48,925 --> 00:10:50,958 Hola, Señorita Diaz. 220 00:10:50,992 --> 00:10:55,025 Mi abuela, she's, uh, how do you say, bruja? 221 00:10:55,059 --> 00:10:58,192 Your grandma likes to make beer? 222 00:10:58,225 --> 00:10:59,259 What a surprise 223 00:10:59,292 --> 00:11:01,426 coming from the Ick-worshiping leftist cabal. 224 00:11:01,459 --> 00:11:02,659 You kid me. 225 00:11:02,693 --> 00:11:04,059 Bruja is a witch. 226 00:11:04,092 --> 00:11:06,192 Mi abuela bruja says the Ick is a gift from the gods 227 00:11:06,225 --> 00:11:08,526 to cure our infernal global warming. 228 00:11:08,559 --> 00:11:12,459 Um, the Ick won't save us, Sofia. 229 00:11:12,492 --> 00:11:14,992 It's vicious. 230 00:11:15,025 --> 00:11:16,092 Are you staring at my boobs? 231 00:11:16,125 --> 00:11:16,992 No, I wasn't staring at your boobs. 232 00:11:17,025 --> 00:11:18,326 That is so inappropriate. 233 00:11:18,359 --> 00:11:19,559 Who's vicious? 234 00:11:19,592 --> 00:11:20,759 You're kidding me again. 235 00:11:20,793 --> 00:11:22,858 The Ick does not move, mi amor. 236 00:11:22,892 --> 00:11:25,092 Well, I know what I saw. 237 00:11:25,125 --> 00:11:27,092 -You sure did, yeah. -Forcing Ick removal 238 00:11:27,125 --> 00:11:29,359 on the American voters is government overreach. 239 00:11:29,392 --> 00:11:31,759 Well, you're right, especially when the data is clear 240 00:11:31,793 --> 00:11:32,992 that vitamin D is an effective-- 241 00:11:33,025 --> 00:11:34,559 Oh, my God, I'm pregnant. 242 00:11:34,592 --> 00:11:36,259 Have some class, you piece of sh-- 243 00:11:36,292 --> 00:11:38,892 Prom tickets are now available, and so am I. 244 00:11:38,925 --> 00:11:41,225 Taking all offers, even chubsters. 245 00:11:41,259 --> 00:11:42,292 I'm very lonely. 246 00:11:42,326 --> 00:11:42,958 -Ah! -Tell Griffin 247 00:11:42,992 --> 00:11:44,092 if he takes you to prom, 248 00:11:44,125 --> 00:11:45,392 you'll let him play with your boobs. 249 00:11:45,426 --> 00:11:46,693 Okay. Wait, what? No. 250 00:11:46,726 --> 00:11:47,858 You want to spend another summer 251 00:11:47,892 --> 00:11:49,626 doing steampunk cosplay at the Ren Faire? 252 00:11:49,659 --> 00:11:51,392 How are we friends? 253 00:11:53,292 --> 00:11:54,759 Hi. 254 00:11:54,793 --> 00:11:55,858 Hey. 255 00:11:55,892 --> 00:11:57,459 Whatcha drawing? 256 00:12:00,925 --> 00:12:02,726 Wow, that's really good. 257 00:12:02,759 --> 00:12:05,292 What kind of monkey is that? 258 00:12:06,392 --> 00:12:10,759 Uh, it's a regular monkey. 259 00:12:10,793 --> 00:12:12,125 Ah. 260 00:12:12,159 --> 00:12:15,259 -Prom's coming up... -I'll let you play with my... 261 00:12:15,292 --> 00:12:16,025 Never mind. 262 00:12:16,059 --> 00:12:17,392 This week's Film Club screening 263 00:12:17,426 --> 00:12:21,225 is Béla Tarr's slow cinema masterpiece Sátántangó. 264 00:12:21,259 --> 00:12:23,693 Enjoy seven hours of Hungarians being sad 265 00:12:23,726 --> 00:12:24,592 in black and white. 266 00:12:24,626 --> 00:12:26,025 Or don't. 267 00:12:26,059 --> 00:12:28,559 Because life is short. 268 00:12:28,592 --> 00:12:29,992 Let's go! 269 00:12:30,025 --> 00:12:32,459 You ladies are moving slower than these tar tentacles! 270 00:12:32,492 --> 00:12:33,592 That's racist! 271 00:12:37,559 --> 00:12:40,159 Attaboy. 272 00:12:40,192 --> 00:12:41,159 I'm bored. 273 00:12:41,192 --> 00:12:43,925 Is the Ick gonna do anything? 274 00:12:43,958 --> 00:12:45,858 It's been here, like, two months. 275 00:12:45,892 --> 00:12:48,292 Jazzlyn, the Ick's been here for years. 276 00:12:48,326 --> 00:12:49,192 Huh. 277 00:12:49,225 --> 00:12:50,825 I guess I just never really noticed 278 00:12:50,858 --> 00:12:51,759 what it's doing here. 279 00:12:51,793 --> 00:12:53,359 What's anything doing here? 280 00:12:53,392 --> 00:12:54,892 This town sucks. 281 00:12:56,326 --> 00:12:57,626 Hey! 282 00:12:57,659 --> 00:12:59,492 -You girls smoking? -No. 283 00:13:00,759 --> 00:13:02,759 Eastbrook High's Nature Club reminds you 284 00:13:02,793 --> 00:13:04,759 it's Hug a Tree Day. 285 00:13:04,793 --> 00:13:06,025 The Cancel Club reminds you 286 00:13:06,059 --> 00:13:08,659 to first ask permission from a tree. 287 00:13:08,693 --> 00:13:11,192 Remember, consent first, then hug. 288 00:13:25,292 --> 00:13:25,925 Come on. 289 00:13:25,958 --> 00:13:27,492 This is embarrassing. 290 00:13:27,526 --> 00:13:28,559 Come on! 291 00:13:31,059 --> 00:13:34,559 I'm good, it just takes a second. 292 00:13:34,592 --> 00:13:36,925 ♪ 911 GTS... 293 00:13:36,958 --> 00:13:38,159 Wrote a new poem. 294 00:13:38,192 --> 00:13:41,125 Industrial Love Stink Number Three. 295 00:13:41,159 --> 00:13:42,858 Going for that Ginsberg vibe. 296 00:13:44,858 --> 00:13:46,259 I mean, it's whatevs. 297 00:13:46,292 --> 00:13:47,659 I wrote it in, like, 13 seconds, 298 00:13:47,693 --> 00:13:51,526 so, I don't, like, care or anything. 299 00:13:51,559 --> 00:13:52,925 But I'll probably minor in poetry 300 00:13:52,958 --> 00:13:54,392 when we get to Oberlin next year. 301 00:13:54,426 --> 00:13:56,392 -I'm not going. -Babe. 302 00:13:56,426 --> 00:13:57,793 What, you're gonna get off the waitlist? 303 00:13:57,825 --> 00:13:59,693 A waitlist is the slow-motion swipe left 304 00:13:59,726 --> 00:14:00,793 of college admissions. 305 00:14:00,825 --> 00:14:02,125 I'm not leaving Eastbrook. 306 00:14:02,159 --> 00:14:03,958 -I'm staying here. -Guess you just wanna 307 00:14:03,992 --> 00:14:05,858 grow fat and old, eating Velveeta sandwiches 308 00:14:05,892 --> 00:14:07,159 like the rest of the proletariat. 309 00:14:07,192 --> 00:14:08,858 Just drop me off with my parents. 310 00:14:11,326 --> 00:14:14,793 ♪ Swing, swing, swing from the tangles of ♪ 311 00:14:18,159 --> 00:14:21,693 Hank, heaven knows I hate to jinx a sale, 312 00:14:21,726 --> 00:14:24,858 but doesn't it seem kind of stupid 313 00:14:24,892 --> 00:14:27,025 for a D-R-U-N-K... 314 00:14:28,459 --> 00:14:31,225 ...to buy a B-A-R? 315 00:14:33,092 --> 00:14:35,559 Honey, Hank's smarter than he looks. 316 00:14:35,592 --> 00:14:36,693 Thanks. 317 00:14:36,726 --> 00:14:38,025 -I think. -Do you guys think the Ick 318 00:14:38,059 --> 00:14:39,659 is in the plumbing and we're all drinking it? 319 00:14:39,693 --> 00:14:41,726 -Probably. -Congratulations, Hank. 320 00:14:41,759 --> 00:14:42,793 -Cool. -Thank you. 321 00:14:42,825 --> 00:14:43,793 Are we done? Can we go home now? 322 00:14:43,825 --> 00:14:45,526 Grace, don't be rude. 323 00:14:45,559 --> 00:14:46,892 Grace has been down in the dumps 324 00:14:46,925 --> 00:14:48,759 ever since she got waitlisted at Oberlin. 325 00:14:48,793 --> 00:14:49,825 Thanks, Dad. 326 00:14:49,858 --> 00:14:51,059 Tell the world what a loser I am. 327 00:14:51,092 --> 00:14:54,292 There is no shame here. 328 00:14:54,326 --> 00:14:55,559 As an Asian American, 329 00:14:55,592 --> 00:14:59,592 Grace had to score 150 points higher on the SATs 330 00:14:59,626 --> 00:15:01,858 than her Caucasian counterparts 331 00:15:01,892 --> 00:15:03,793 just to be considered for the same Ivy League. 332 00:15:03,825 --> 00:15:05,659 Now she wants to skip college entirely. 333 00:15:05,693 --> 00:15:09,159 Yes, parents, tell me more about me. 334 00:15:09,192 --> 00:15:11,858 Eh, delaying life never really works out. 335 00:15:11,892 --> 00:15:14,059 That's why we see the dentist every six months. 336 00:15:14,092 --> 00:15:16,659 Sage wisdom from your totes fave teach. 337 00:15:16,693 --> 00:15:18,693 Mrs. Brown is my totes fave teach. 338 00:15:18,726 --> 00:15:19,793 Mrs. Brown has bleeding gums. 339 00:15:19,825 --> 00:15:21,693 Grace is a Capricorn. 340 00:15:21,726 --> 00:15:23,693 January 10th, she hates unmet goals. 341 00:15:23,726 --> 00:15:25,292 January? I thought Grace was born in February. 342 00:15:25,326 --> 00:15:27,726 Grace is--Grace, are you not a Pisces? 343 00:15:27,759 --> 00:15:30,559 ♪ Here I go 344 00:15:30,592 --> 00:15:32,259 ♪ Scream my lungs out ♪ 345 00:15:35,359 --> 00:15:36,025 Don't tell... 346 00:15:36,059 --> 00:15:36,925 Ted! 347 00:15:36,958 --> 00:15:38,958 We're closed! 348 00:15:38,992 --> 00:15:39,992 Why don't we celebrate? 349 00:15:40,025 --> 00:15:42,426 December, November, October... 350 00:15:42,459 --> 00:15:44,225 Fish? Mercury. 351 00:15:44,259 --> 00:15:45,592 Rice? Carbs. 352 00:15:45,626 --> 00:15:46,726 Chinese? 353 00:15:46,759 --> 00:15:47,892 She was conceived in April, not May. 354 00:15:47,925 --> 00:15:50,092 MSG. All Asian food will kill ya, hon. 355 00:15:50,125 --> 00:15:53,092 -We're Asian, Dad. -I don't think so. 356 00:15:55,559 --> 00:15:57,259 Uh, I... 357 00:15:57,292 --> 00:16:01,359 I don't think that, uh, Asian food is so bad. 358 00:16:01,392 --> 00:16:02,526 You know? 359 00:16:02,559 --> 00:16:04,693 I read it somewhere. 360 00:16:11,925 --> 00:16:14,659 Oh, shoot, well, guess we'll never know. 361 00:16:17,793 --> 00:16:19,192 So, I said to the salesman, 362 00:16:19,225 --> 00:16:21,992 "This doesn't look like Mojave Ivory Metallic to me." 363 00:16:22,025 --> 00:16:25,925 And he said, "Ted, you've got a real nose for detail. 364 00:16:25,958 --> 00:16:28,759 This is Iridium Ivory Metallic. 365 00:16:28,793 --> 00:16:30,659 And since we fouled-up and sold 366 00:16:30,693 --> 00:16:31,992 the Mojave Ivory Metallic 367 00:16:32,025 --> 00:16:33,659 to a coke dealer in Vickelsberg, 368 00:16:33,693 --> 00:16:36,326 you can have the Iridium Ivory Metallic 369 00:16:36,359 --> 00:16:39,392 intended for him, with full bulletproof, 370 00:16:39,426 --> 00:16:43,292 UV-protected windows at no extra charge. 371 00:16:44,825 --> 00:16:46,759 Louis Vuitton pepper spray. 372 00:16:46,793 --> 00:16:49,125 For you to fend off handsy college boys. 373 00:16:50,592 --> 00:16:52,225 Hopefully, you still get to use it. 374 00:16:52,259 --> 00:16:53,958 Think about what you're saying for just, like-- 375 00:16:53,992 --> 00:16:55,858 --one goddamn second, Mom. 376 00:16:55,892 --> 00:16:57,659 Grace, wouldn't you agree 377 00:16:57,693 --> 00:16:58,992 you need to invest in your future? 378 00:16:59,025 --> 00:17:01,392 Sweetheart, Dr. Kirk asked you to stop lecturing 379 00:17:01,426 --> 00:17:02,426 in the form of a question. 380 00:17:02,459 --> 00:17:06,192 Darling, do you recall Dr. Kirk asking you 381 00:17:06,225 --> 00:17:10,492 to recognize my need to process information my way? 382 00:17:10,526 --> 00:17:11,825 That's wonderful, dear. 383 00:17:11,858 --> 00:17:13,925 It's delightful having an expert's opinion 384 00:17:13,958 --> 00:17:16,225 on your compulsive need for expensive toys. 385 00:17:16,259 --> 00:17:19,892 Angel, Dr. Kirk says my desire for beautiful things... 386 00:17:22,592 --> 00:17:23,925 ...is natural and healthy. 387 00:17:23,958 --> 00:17:25,858 Oh, well, I hope your car doesn't turn 388 00:17:25,892 --> 00:17:28,025 into a pumpkin, Pumpkin. 389 00:17:28,059 --> 00:17:29,559 Jesus! 390 00:17:29,592 --> 00:17:31,359 Stop nice-fighting! 391 00:17:31,392 --> 00:17:33,192 Who cares about tans and luxury cars? 392 00:17:33,225 --> 00:17:36,259 There's a monster on the lawn. 393 00:17:36,292 --> 00:17:37,759 Monster swing? 394 00:18:27,592 --> 00:18:30,159 Huh! 395 00:18:37,958 --> 00:18:39,892 Time for some science. 396 00:18:44,392 --> 00:18:46,759 So, the Ick does move. 397 00:18:50,125 --> 00:18:51,958 UV light. 398 00:18:51,992 --> 00:18:54,492 Fascinating, Captain. 399 00:19:00,492 --> 00:19:02,958 All right, Hank, it's go time. 400 00:19:02,992 --> 00:19:06,858 ♪ Stacy's mom has got it goin' on ♪ 401 00:19:06,892 --> 00:19:11,025 ♪ She's all I want, and I've waited for so long ♪ 402 00:19:11,059 --> 00:19:13,125 ♪ Stacy, can't you see, you're just-- ♪ 403 00:19:13,159 --> 00:19:16,025 Live from NYC, the Ick Challenge. 404 00:19:16,059 --> 00:19:17,559 -What the hell? -Despite the viral 405 00:19:17,592 --> 00:19:19,059 TikTok trend sweeping America, 406 00:19:19,092 --> 00:19:22,059 school health officials ask you to not lick the Ick, 407 00:19:22,092 --> 00:19:25,225 and for the love of God, do not dick the Ick. 408 00:19:25,259 --> 00:19:27,659 This is what we in the industry call 409 00:19:27,693 --> 00:19:29,092 a kick-ass letter of recommendation 410 00:19:29,125 --> 00:19:32,426 from your totes second fave teach, 411 00:19:32,459 --> 00:19:34,526 after Mrs. Gingivitis. 412 00:19:34,559 --> 00:19:36,559 Hm. 413 00:19:36,592 --> 00:19:38,392 Grace, no, it's--it's to help you 414 00:19:38,426 --> 00:19:39,759 get off the waitlist. 415 00:19:39,793 --> 00:19:41,626 My parents must be super desperate 416 00:19:41,659 --> 00:19:43,693 to talk you into this. 417 00:19:43,726 --> 00:19:45,426 Grace, hey, you know The Beatles, right? 418 00:19:45,459 --> 00:19:46,892 -The what? -The Beatles. 419 00:19:46,925 --> 00:19:50,359 The Beatles spent three years in Hamburg, okay? 420 00:19:50,392 --> 00:19:52,292 But do you know how they became the best band in the world? 421 00:19:52,326 --> 00:19:53,958 They had a unique dual songwriting team 422 00:19:53,992 --> 00:19:55,059 in Lennon and McCartney 423 00:19:55,092 --> 00:19:56,292 that accepted constructive criticism, 424 00:19:56,326 --> 00:19:58,092 resulting in albums with few fillers, 425 00:19:58,125 --> 00:19:59,726 alongside innovative marketing 426 00:19:59,759 --> 00:20:01,492 with concept albums and music videos. 427 00:20:01,526 --> 00:20:03,225 That was good. 428 00:20:03,259 --> 00:20:05,559 Grace, you have--you have so much potential. 429 00:20:05,592 --> 00:20:06,659 That's a polite way of saying 430 00:20:06,693 --> 00:20:08,693 I'm not good enough the way I am. 431 00:20:08,726 --> 00:20:10,426 Oh. 432 00:20:10,459 --> 00:20:12,192 Yuck, dude. 433 00:20:12,225 --> 00:20:13,392 You're old. 434 00:20:13,426 --> 00:20:15,958 The participants for the Nonbinary Rally for Haiti 435 00:20:15,992 --> 00:20:17,192 and the Kill All Groomers Bake Sale 436 00:20:17,225 --> 00:20:18,925 must stay 50 yards away from each other. 437 00:20:18,958 --> 00:20:20,359 Rager at my place tonight. 438 00:20:20,392 --> 00:20:21,626 Big bro is buying booze. 439 00:20:21,659 --> 00:20:22,925 Pass it on. 440 00:20:22,958 --> 00:20:24,259 Hey, rager at my place. 441 00:20:24,292 --> 00:20:28,292 You know, Sofia, I've been practicing my Spanish. 442 00:20:28,326 --> 00:20:32,459 I thought maybe perhaps you might tutor me poquito. 443 00:20:34,092 --> 00:20:35,825 Poquito. 444 00:20:38,192 --> 00:20:42,125 Quiero montar esta noche en mi coochie? 445 00:20:42,159 --> 00:20:43,259 Sucio! 446 00:20:43,292 --> 00:20:46,192 Do you use such filthy word to seduce Grace Kim? 447 00:20:46,225 --> 00:20:47,392 Over here. 448 00:20:47,426 --> 00:20:49,659 El coche, coche. 449 00:20:49,693 --> 00:20:51,059 El coochie. 450 00:20:51,092 --> 00:20:54,392 ♪ Say it ain't so, I will not go ♪ 451 00:20:54,426 --> 00:20:57,025 ♪ Turn the lights off, carry me home ♪ 452 00:20:57,059 --> 00:21:00,059 ♪ Na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na, na, na ♪ 453 00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:03,292 ♪ Na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na, na, na ♪ 454 00:21:03,326 --> 00:21:06,259 ♪ Na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na, na, na ♪ 455 00:21:28,793 --> 00:21:30,693 Oh, Peyton Meowing? 456 00:21:30,726 --> 00:21:32,958 I didn't know you're still alive. 457 00:21:34,326 --> 00:21:35,759 There you go, buddy. 458 00:21:35,793 --> 00:21:37,259 That's better, right? 459 00:21:37,292 --> 00:21:38,793 Yeah. 460 00:21:38,825 --> 00:21:40,858 Oh, hey, long time, friend, 461 00:21:40,892 --> 00:21:43,359 but the bar is not even open yet. 462 00:21:43,392 --> 00:21:44,592 Don't even have any booze. 463 00:21:53,059 --> 00:21:54,426 Whiskey. 464 00:22:19,426 --> 00:22:20,526 Whiskey. 465 00:22:20,559 --> 00:22:24,526 Okay, one more, but then I'm cutting you off. 466 00:22:31,359 --> 00:22:32,892 Gesundheit. 467 00:22:32,925 --> 00:22:35,092 I'm gonna--I'm gonna call you a doctor, all right? 468 00:22:46,659 --> 00:22:49,459 Stay back! 469 00:23:45,426 --> 00:23:47,659 Hear ye, hear ye, 470 00:23:47,693 --> 00:23:50,825 drink deep this nectar of the gods. 471 00:23:50,858 --> 00:23:53,192 Fear not the plague, use a rubber. 472 00:23:53,225 --> 00:23:55,225 Bro, you gotta tell me which of these bitches 473 00:23:55,259 --> 00:23:56,359 are legal. 474 00:23:56,392 --> 00:24:00,159 Sarah Q., Ashley T., Tia and Tara, Mackenzie G., 475 00:24:00,192 --> 00:24:03,925 Mackenzie N., Tory, Zoey, Amber... 476 00:24:05,726 --> 00:24:09,059 Why does Mr. Wallace even give a shit anyway? 477 00:24:09,092 --> 00:24:10,526 Who does he think he is? 478 00:24:10,559 --> 00:24:11,459 Maybe she's had enough. 479 00:24:11,492 --> 00:24:13,626 I'm fine. 480 00:24:13,659 --> 00:24:14,892 Why don't you go find Heather? 481 00:24:14,925 --> 00:24:17,592 She is madly in love with you. 482 00:24:20,693 --> 00:24:22,159 Okay? 483 00:24:25,726 --> 00:24:27,326 Don't be a cop. 484 00:24:27,359 --> 00:24:29,925 Oh, thank God! Guys! 485 00:24:29,958 --> 00:24:31,659 Hank Wallace? 486 00:24:31,693 --> 00:24:33,459 -My man! -Guys, you won't believe it. 487 00:24:33,492 --> 00:24:35,726 I can't even explain it, there was a cat, and a man, 488 00:24:35,759 --> 00:24:37,626 and the Ick. 489 00:24:37,659 --> 00:24:38,858 The Ick? 490 00:24:41,059 --> 00:24:42,759 The Ick is harmless. 491 00:24:43,992 --> 00:24:46,292 Hey, why don't you take a ride with us? 492 00:24:46,326 --> 00:24:47,726 We're about to bust up a high school kegger 493 00:24:47,759 --> 00:24:48,925 at the Hobarth boy's house. 494 00:24:48,958 --> 00:24:50,059 And steal their beer. 495 00:24:50,092 --> 00:24:51,825 Party like we're 18 again! 496 00:24:51,858 --> 00:24:53,559 We even brought an old friend. 497 00:24:53,592 --> 00:24:56,825 Behold, the ancient one. 498 00:24:56,858 --> 00:24:58,693 ♪ Ah-ah ♪ 499 00:25:00,592 --> 00:25:03,125 Oh, well, we did have fun back in the day, boys, 500 00:25:03,159 --> 00:25:04,559 but, uh, I'm gonna have to say 501 00:25:04,592 --> 00:25:07,892 that I'm a little, ah, too old for that these days. 502 00:25:07,925 --> 00:25:09,392 And, you know, just saying this as a friend, 503 00:25:09,426 --> 00:25:13,326 sometimes, you gotta admit when you have a problem. 504 00:25:13,359 --> 00:25:17,159 I'm afraid we cannot allow you to be such a wet blanket! 505 00:25:17,192 --> 00:25:21,459 The old Hank Wallace was a dope bro. 506 00:25:21,492 --> 00:25:23,958 What's with all this wee-wee-wee-wee-wee stuff? 507 00:25:23,992 --> 00:25:26,426 You never turned down the opportunity 508 00:25:26,459 --> 00:25:28,426 to get turnt up. 509 00:25:28,459 --> 00:25:30,659 Not a lot of the old Hank left these days, boys. 510 00:25:30,693 --> 00:25:33,659 But we've got a big surprise for ya. 511 00:25:33,693 --> 00:25:34,858 Hankie. 512 00:25:36,659 --> 00:25:39,059 She's been asking for ya, Hank. 513 00:25:40,559 --> 00:25:41,526 Sofia. 514 00:25:41,559 --> 00:25:43,626 Mr. Hank. 515 00:25:43,659 --> 00:25:44,858 Mi amor. 516 00:25:44,892 --> 00:25:46,359 Uh, I don't think so. 517 00:25:46,392 --> 00:25:48,326 Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk. 518 00:25:48,359 --> 00:25:51,426 En Español, por favor. 519 00:25:51,459 --> 00:25:52,759 Just one second. 520 00:25:59,426 --> 00:26:01,092 Parte el pan con el futuro. 521 00:26:01,125 --> 00:26:03,259 No, no, no, gracias, no sex-o! 522 00:26:24,459 --> 00:26:26,892 Come on, Hank, let's go. 523 00:26:32,858 --> 00:26:33,925 Not good, not good! 524 00:26:33,958 --> 00:26:36,059 Come on, Darcy. Come on, Darcy. 525 00:26:36,092 --> 00:26:36,858 Come on! 526 00:26:36,892 --> 00:26:38,492 Please, please, please. 527 00:26:39,626 --> 00:26:41,592 -Stay back! -Come on, Hank. 528 00:26:41,626 --> 00:26:45,059 -Let's relive... -...our glory days. 529 00:26:45,092 --> 00:26:45,858 Oh! 530 00:26:47,326 --> 00:26:48,693 Pretty sure you dicks are possessed. 531 00:26:48,726 --> 00:26:52,125 "Possessed" is an ugly word 532 00:26:52,159 --> 00:26:54,059 for such a beautiful experience. 533 00:26:54,092 --> 00:26:56,326 The Ick sees our value. 534 00:26:56,359 --> 00:26:57,159 We were chosen. 535 00:26:57,192 --> 00:26:59,793 For those it does not value... 536 00:27:03,626 --> 00:27:05,592 ...it consumes. 537 00:27:05,626 --> 00:27:06,426 Ah! 538 00:27:08,459 --> 00:27:11,225 Oh, please, God, I'll never root for the Cowboys again-- 539 00:27:11,259 --> 00:27:14,059 I didn't finish the sentence, it doesn't count. 540 00:27:14,092 --> 00:27:20,259 It's overwhelming and numbing at the same time. 541 00:27:20,292 --> 00:27:21,858 Yeah. 542 00:27:21,892 --> 00:27:24,192 That's why we've got to leave Eastbrook. 543 00:27:24,225 --> 00:27:25,359 Eastbrook? 544 00:27:25,392 --> 00:27:26,559 No. 545 00:27:26,592 --> 00:27:28,592 I'm talking about the Ick. 546 00:27:28,626 --> 00:27:30,225 I think the Ick is watching us. 547 00:27:30,259 --> 00:27:34,326 Did you see Celeste is rocking cornrows on Insta? 548 00:27:34,359 --> 00:27:35,793 Someone has to stop her. 549 00:27:35,825 --> 00:27:37,825 This isn't a joke, Dylan. 550 00:27:37,858 --> 00:27:40,259 No, it isn't, Grace. 551 00:27:40,292 --> 00:27:44,326 Cultural colonialism is literal violence. 552 00:27:44,359 --> 00:27:47,825 The Ick never stole the hair of my people. 553 00:27:47,858 --> 00:27:49,793 Look, I'm just--I'm gonna go make the rounds. 554 00:27:56,459 --> 00:27:58,225 So, then who were you Snapping? 555 00:27:58,259 --> 00:28:00,426 Was it that nose guard from Vickelsberg? 556 00:28:00,459 --> 00:28:01,726 Backstabbing ho. 557 00:28:03,359 --> 00:28:05,592 Bro... 558 00:28:05,626 --> 00:28:07,559 Oh, my God. 559 00:28:09,559 --> 00:28:11,059 Help! 560 00:28:11,092 --> 00:28:12,459 Help! 561 00:28:12,492 --> 00:28:14,125 Help! Help! 562 00:28:19,592 --> 00:28:22,259 Hey, girl. 563 00:28:22,292 --> 00:28:23,793 Idiot. 564 00:28:34,292 --> 00:28:36,326 Grace, listen to me, the cops are coming 565 00:28:36,359 --> 00:28:37,693 to break up the party at Hobarth's. 566 00:28:37,726 --> 00:28:39,459 If you're there, you need to leave now. 567 00:28:39,492 --> 00:28:40,559 Okay, you're in danger. 568 00:28:40,592 --> 00:28:42,726 And in case I never see you again, 569 00:28:42,759 --> 00:28:44,592 I--I need you to know that I... 570 00:28:46,459 --> 00:28:47,559 I might be your dad. 571 00:28:47,592 --> 00:28:50,459 Hank? Oh, we had sex that one time and, trust me, 572 00:28:50,492 --> 00:28:52,825 you ain't nobody's daddy, okay? 573 00:28:52,858 --> 00:28:54,125 Didn't you say you were moving to Kansas? 574 00:28:54,159 --> 00:28:56,426 -Is this not... -This is Grace McDonald. 575 00:28:56,459 --> 00:29:00,693 Yeah, this is not a good time, I got to go, I'm in Kansas. 576 00:29:02,059 --> 00:29:04,526 ♪ So hypnotizing 577 00:29:04,559 --> 00:29:07,392 ♪ I am captivated 578 00:29:07,426 --> 00:29:10,326 ♪ I am vindicated 579 00:29:10,359 --> 00:29:11,659 ♪ I am selfish 580 00:29:11,693 --> 00:29:12,958 ♪ I am wrong 581 00:29:12,992 --> 00:29:13,992 ♪ I am right 582 00:29:14,025 --> 00:29:15,693 ♪ I swear I'm right 583 00:29:15,726 --> 00:29:18,459 ♪ Swear I knew it all along 584 00:29:18,492 --> 00:29:21,059 ♪ And I am flawed 585 00:29:21,092 --> 00:29:25,392 ♪ But I am cleaning up so well ♪ 586 00:29:25,426 --> 00:29:29,025 Thanks for saying you liked my monkey. 587 00:29:29,059 --> 00:29:31,292 Your regular monkey? 588 00:29:51,459 --> 00:29:53,392 What are you? 589 00:29:53,426 --> 00:29:54,825 ♪ Vindicated 590 00:29:54,858 --> 00:29:57,426 ♪ I am selfish, I am right ♪ 591 00:30:04,492 --> 00:30:08,326 All right, Darcy, time to remove the heat from you to me. 592 00:30:55,659 --> 00:30:57,092 Nope. 593 00:31:04,992 --> 00:31:06,592 Oh! 594 00:31:33,292 --> 00:31:34,426 Everyone listen! 595 00:31:34,459 --> 00:31:36,526 The Ick is killing people, it's eating them alive. 596 00:31:36,559 --> 00:31:38,559 Everyone has to get to safety. 597 00:31:41,925 --> 00:31:44,992 Mr. Wallace, I know a man who could use a beer 598 00:31:45,025 --> 00:31:46,858 when I see one. Just grab yourself a cup. 599 00:31:46,892 --> 00:31:49,958 Goddammit. Do you kids all wanna be zombies? 600 00:31:49,992 --> 00:31:53,292 And not the cool, sexy kind, like in Harry Potter? 601 00:31:53,326 --> 00:31:55,059 J.K. Rowling sucks. 602 00:31:55,092 --> 00:31:58,392 I'm talking the demonic, soulless type. 603 00:31:58,426 --> 00:32:01,159 Grace, Grace! Get outta here, we gotta go. 604 00:32:01,192 --> 00:32:03,958 What the hell? Take your pervy mitts off her. 605 00:32:03,992 --> 00:32:07,693 Look, Dylan, I don't expect you to understand, 606 00:32:07,726 --> 00:32:10,192 I just have to get her out of here, so, Grace-- 607 00:32:10,225 --> 00:32:11,958 Oh. I get it. 608 00:32:11,992 --> 00:32:13,059 You screwed the mom, 609 00:32:13,092 --> 00:32:14,858 now you gotta screw the daughter. 610 00:32:14,892 --> 00:32:16,492 That's some real Freudian noise. 611 00:32:16,526 --> 00:32:17,793 Weird old gimp. 612 00:32:17,825 --> 00:32:19,359 Hey, don't be ableist! 613 00:32:19,392 --> 00:32:20,225 Okay. 614 00:32:20,259 --> 00:32:21,825 Look. Just 'cause you threw a ball 615 00:32:21,858 --> 00:32:24,958 a billion years ago doesn't make you special. 616 00:32:24,992 --> 00:32:26,292 I can throw a ball. 617 00:32:26,326 --> 00:32:28,858 And when I'm gone, someone else'll throw a ball. 618 00:32:28,892 --> 00:32:31,059 Nothing means nothing. 619 00:32:32,426 --> 00:32:33,825 Go! 620 00:32:36,526 --> 00:32:38,192 Grace, please! 621 00:32:45,925 --> 00:32:49,225 Get lost, loser. 622 00:32:49,259 --> 00:32:50,659 Get lost, loser! 623 00:32:50,693 --> 00:32:52,159 Get lost, loser! 624 00:32:52,192 --> 00:32:55,125 Get lost, loser! Get lost, loser! 625 00:32:55,159 --> 00:32:58,459 Get lost, loser, get lost, loser! 626 00:32:58,492 --> 00:33:01,459 Get lost, loser! Get lost, loser! 627 00:33:01,492 --> 00:33:02,958 Get lost-- 628 00:33:06,659 --> 00:33:09,392 Not now! Nap time. 629 00:33:10,992 --> 00:33:14,459 Oh, boo! Right when it was just getting good. 630 00:33:14,492 --> 00:33:17,259 That's gotta hurt. 631 00:33:17,292 --> 00:33:18,526 Am I right? 632 00:33:22,992 --> 00:33:24,559 I think the way Jason talks to you 633 00:33:24,592 --> 00:33:26,759 is totally misogynistic. 634 00:33:26,793 --> 00:33:28,825 I mean, calling you a ho? 635 00:33:28,858 --> 00:33:30,292 Personally, I don't see gender, 636 00:33:30,326 --> 00:33:33,626 but if I did, I would worship women. 637 00:33:33,659 --> 00:33:36,259 That doesn't make any sense. 638 00:33:36,292 --> 00:33:39,025 Gender binary doesn't make sense, baby. 639 00:33:49,326 --> 00:33:50,592 What about Grace? 640 00:33:50,626 --> 00:33:52,559 Monogamy is a tool of the patriarchy 641 00:33:52,592 --> 00:33:55,426 to keep women oppressed and servile. 642 00:33:55,459 --> 00:33:58,392 Now, let's get nasty. 643 00:34:08,125 --> 00:34:12,292 Mm. You are gonna bang a teenager, stud. 644 00:34:34,592 --> 00:34:36,526 Hairball. 645 00:34:51,159 --> 00:34:52,459 How much you gonna miss all these knuckleheads 646 00:34:52,492 --> 00:34:53,958 after we graduate? 647 00:34:53,992 --> 00:34:57,726 Well...my favorite French modernist, 648 00:34:57,759 --> 00:35:01,326 Marcel Achard, said 649 00:35:01,359 --> 00:35:04,858 we give each other memories when we leave each other. 650 00:35:06,225 --> 00:35:09,326 Yeah, I have no idea what you just said. 651 00:35:10,759 --> 00:35:14,526 And that is why you are the coolest girl 652 00:35:14,559 --> 00:35:16,659 in Eastbrook. 653 00:35:26,892 --> 00:35:28,292 Damn! Something just grabbed my leg! 654 00:35:28,326 --> 00:35:30,426 I'm not falling for that again, douche nozzle. 655 00:35:30,459 --> 00:35:32,025 No, I'm serious-- 656 00:35:32,059 --> 00:35:33,659 I think I'm going to Vickelsberg next weekend. 657 00:35:33,693 --> 00:35:35,292 I've never been. 658 00:35:43,726 --> 00:35:45,659 It's a Capuchin. 659 00:35:45,693 --> 00:35:46,693 What? 660 00:35:46,726 --> 00:35:49,459 My regular monkey. 661 00:35:49,492 --> 00:35:51,292 It's called a Capuchin. 662 00:35:51,326 --> 00:35:53,858 Oh. I like that. 663 00:36:07,726 --> 00:36:09,592 Ew! Are you eating dairy again? 664 00:36:09,626 --> 00:36:10,825 That wasn't me! 665 00:36:10,858 --> 00:36:12,626 Double eww. Is someone watching you tinkle? 666 00:36:12,659 --> 00:36:14,793 Shh! 667 00:36:14,825 --> 00:36:15,958 Listen up, scumsuck. 668 00:36:15,992 --> 00:36:19,392 Exposing pedos is extremely our shit. 669 00:36:31,825 --> 00:36:33,326 Come on! 670 00:36:33,359 --> 00:36:35,192 Hey. 671 00:36:35,225 --> 00:36:36,759 What the heck? 672 00:38:23,159 --> 00:38:23,759 Mr. Wallace! 673 00:38:23,793 --> 00:38:24,526 Don't let it touch you. 674 00:38:24,559 --> 00:38:25,592 Obviously! 675 00:38:27,992 --> 00:38:30,793 Whoa, Mr. Wallace? 676 00:38:36,492 --> 00:38:38,759 Oh, damn. 677 00:38:38,793 --> 00:38:40,559 Jazzlyn! 678 00:38:40,592 --> 00:38:42,793 I'm sorry I called you a ho. 679 00:39:37,125 --> 00:39:39,059 Radio the governor we detoured to help 680 00:39:39,092 --> 00:39:42,426 the town of...Eastbrook. 681 00:39:42,459 --> 00:39:43,759 And secure the mayor. 682 00:39:43,793 --> 00:39:45,825 Get those kids someplace safe, 683 00:39:45,858 --> 00:39:48,159 and set up command center at-- 684 00:39:48,192 --> 00:39:50,892 Hey. What's the most important location 685 00:39:50,925 --> 00:39:53,125 in this town? 686 00:40:08,526 --> 00:40:10,025 Thank you all for being here. 687 00:40:10,059 --> 00:40:12,292 My name is Dr. Althea Prentice, 688 00:40:12,326 --> 00:40:15,559 and I am in charge of the federal Ick response 689 00:40:15,592 --> 00:40:16,825 in this state. 690 00:40:16,858 --> 00:40:18,326 Now, the governor has spoken to your mayor, 691 00:40:18,359 --> 00:40:20,459 and we have been ordered out of Eastbrook 692 00:40:20,492 --> 00:40:22,292 to our main mission. 693 00:40:22,326 --> 00:40:24,392 But we are not abandoning you, Eastbrook. 694 00:40:24,426 --> 00:40:29,292 I'm leaving behind a contingent to fortify this building. 695 00:40:29,326 --> 00:40:31,292 I suggest that you stay inside, though. 696 00:40:31,326 --> 00:40:33,793 Uh, we cannot help you if you go outside. 697 00:40:33,825 --> 00:40:35,259 Deep state. 698 00:40:35,292 --> 00:40:38,892 What could be more important than the taxpayers of Eastbrook? 699 00:40:38,925 --> 00:40:40,592 We're headed to Vickelsberg 700 00:40:40,626 --> 00:40:43,225 to protect their hydroelectric dam. 701 00:40:43,259 --> 00:40:45,559 Dang. Vickelsberg. 702 00:40:45,592 --> 00:40:47,125 Here's what we know so far. 703 00:40:47,159 --> 00:40:50,092 Uh, after decades in stasis, 704 00:40:50,125 --> 00:40:53,858 the Intercellular Kinoplasm, known as Ick, 705 00:40:53,892 --> 00:40:58,359 has reached its kinetic state. 706 00:40:58,392 --> 00:40:59,492 How long will that last? 707 00:40:59,526 --> 00:41:00,925 We don't know for certain, 708 00:41:00,958 --> 00:41:05,359 but we are estimating around, uh, four to eight years. 709 00:41:08,925 --> 00:41:10,825 No, please, people, listen to me, listen to me. 710 00:41:10,858 --> 00:41:13,025 The government cannot save you right now. 711 00:41:13,059 --> 00:41:16,025 Okay? We simply do not have the resources. 712 00:41:16,059 --> 00:41:17,526 Not without raising taxes. 713 00:41:17,559 --> 00:41:19,892 Big-government socialism! 714 00:41:19,925 --> 00:41:21,092 Oh, come on, Coach. 715 00:41:21,125 --> 00:41:22,492 You conned the school out of $5,000 716 00:41:22,526 --> 00:41:24,759 so you could put a Jacuzzi in the boys' locker room. 717 00:41:24,793 --> 00:41:29,326 Oh. So, football is socialism now, Hank? 718 00:41:29,359 --> 00:41:30,825 You make me sick. 719 00:41:30,858 --> 00:41:33,025 People of Eastbrook, listen to me, okay? 720 00:41:33,059 --> 00:41:36,693 Barricade your doors and your windows, okay? 721 00:41:36,726 --> 00:41:38,992 Stop up your sinks and your drains, 722 00:41:39,025 --> 00:41:40,925 and for God's sake, please, again, 723 00:41:40,958 --> 00:41:42,259 do not go outside. 724 00:41:42,292 --> 00:41:44,892 Our kids can still go to prom tomorrow, right? 725 00:41:44,925 --> 00:41:47,693 Uh, yeah, you should definitely cancel prom. 726 00:41:47,726 --> 00:41:50,259 My daughter is going to be prom queen. 727 00:41:50,292 --> 00:41:52,693 How dare you try to take that away from us? 728 00:41:52,726 --> 00:41:54,925 Ma'am, I am not trying to take anything 729 00:41:54,958 --> 00:41:57,526 away from anybody, I am just merely-- 730 00:41:57,559 --> 00:41:58,626 You created the... 731 00:41:58,659 --> 00:41:59,759 Misinformation! 732 00:41:59,793 --> 00:42:02,392 Your children died last night. 733 00:42:02,426 --> 00:42:06,159 False flag! Crisis actors! 734 00:42:06,192 --> 00:42:09,159 Ted Kim, Kim Real Estate. If I may? 735 00:42:09,192 --> 00:42:10,359 What? 736 00:42:10,392 --> 00:42:12,958 I think we're all on the same page here, Doctor. 737 00:42:12,992 --> 00:42:16,059 Eastbrookians need our lives to proceed as normal. 738 00:42:16,092 --> 00:42:18,626 Otherwise, the Ick wins. 739 00:42:18,659 --> 00:42:22,159 Wouldn't you agree, Dr. Prentice? 740 00:42:22,192 --> 00:42:24,492 No. 741 00:42:24,526 --> 00:42:27,992 Well, I'm sure we agree that's just your opinion, 742 00:42:28,025 --> 00:42:29,225 and wouldn't you also agree 743 00:42:29,259 --> 00:42:31,759 that we are entitled to our opinions? 744 00:42:32,693 --> 00:42:34,292 Hell, no! 745 00:42:34,326 --> 00:42:35,992 Don't go outside! 746 00:42:36,025 --> 00:42:39,326 But the fact that an average Joe like me 747 00:42:39,359 --> 00:42:41,892 can step up and have his ideas respected 748 00:42:41,925 --> 00:42:43,892 as equal to an expert's, 749 00:42:43,925 --> 00:42:46,159 that's what makes this country really super. 750 00:42:46,192 --> 00:42:47,726 You better get your hands off me. 751 00:42:47,759 --> 00:42:49,059 Listen up, you rubes. 752 00:42:49,092 --> 00:42:50,592 You've gotta take responsibility 753 00:42:50,626 --> 00:42:51,793 for your own-- 754 00:42:51,825 --> 00:42:53,326 Okay. 755 00:42:56,359 --> 00:42:57,892 Shit. If Ick wanted to build a mosque, 756 00:42:57,925 --> 00:42:59,359 they'd take it seriously. 757 00:42:59,392 --> 00:43:01,992 Oh! Uh, Dr. Prentice, please--please wait. 758 00:43:02,025 --> 00:43:03,925 You're absolutely right about the dangers of the Ick. 759 00:43:03,958 --> 00:43:05,592 I've experienced them firsthand. 760 00:43:05,626 --> 00:43:06,892 I'm Hank Wallace, 761 00:43:06,925 --> 00:43:08,125 a science teacher here in Eastbrook. 762 00:43:08,159 --> 00:43:10,592 I-I have a theory about the Ick. 763 00:43:10,626 --> 00:43:11,858 Please. 764 00:43:11,892 --> 00:43:14,559 You're right about the Ick going through 765 00:43:14,592 --> 00:43:16,092 a new stage of growth. 766 00:43:16,125 --> 00:43:17,592 But it's also going through a stage 767 00:43:17,626 --> 00:43:19,326 of active cellular respiration. 768 00:43:19,359 --> 00:43:24,292 However, it still maintains a stage of photosynthesis. 769 00:43:24,326 --> 00:43:27,793 Meaning, it still has to hibernate. 770 00:43:27,825 --> 00:43:29,892 That is how we kill the Ick. 771 00:43:29,925 --> 00:43:31,526 See, because it's a eukaryote, 772 00:43:31,559 --> 00:43:32,793 and it collects UV light, 773 00:43:32,825 --> 00:43:35,825 converts it into chemical energy. 774 00:43:35,858 --> 00:43:38,793 But it can't convert and collect at the same time. 775 00:43:38,825 --> 00:43:41,693 That's why it only grows in the dark, 776 00:43:41,726 --> 00:43:43,626 outside and inside. 777 00:43:43,659 --> 00:43:46,559 But UV light, UV light, man, 778 00:43:46,592 --> 00:43:49,125 stops it dead in its tracks. 779 00:43:49,159 --> 00:43:49,759 Wow. 780 00:43:49,793 --> 00:43:50,858 Yeah. 781 00:43:52,359 --> 00:43:53,159 Hold that thought. 782 00:43:53,192 --> 00:43:54,092 Okay. 783 00:43:54,125 --> 00:43:54,592 Phone. 784 00:43:54,626 --> 00:43:56,693 Who you calling? 785 00:43:59,559 --> 00:44:01,426 Hello. Mr. President. 786 00:44:01,459 --> 00:44:02,958 My God. 787 00:44:02,992 --> 00:44:05,492 Yes. Eastbrook's high school science teacher... 788 00:44:05,526 --> 00:44:06,626 Hank Wallace. 789 00:44:06,659 --> 00:44:07,892 ...has presented the precise breakthrough 790 00:44:07,925 --> 00:44:10,793 we need to win this whole damn war. 791 00:44:10,825 --> 00:44:13,259 UV light, sir. 792 00:44:13,292 --> 00:44:15,459 No, no one has considered it before. 793 00:44:15,492 --> 00:44:17,793 Oh, I... 794 00:44:17,825 --> 00:44:20,892 You think he deserves a Nobel Prize? 795 00:44:20,925 --> 00:44:23,559 Well, please, sir, transfer me to the King of Sweden. 796 00:44:23,592 --> 00:44:24,693 You can stop now. 797 00:44:24,726 --> 00:44:26,392 Hello? Is this Carl Gustaf? 798 00:44:26,426 --> 00:44:28,359 King of Sweden and presenter of Nobel Prizes? 799 00:44:28,392 --> 00:44:30,292 I'll just--I'll just go. 800 00:44:31,326 --> 00:44:32,359 Sir, what do you mean, 801 00:44:32,392 --> 00:44:33,958 there's no Nobel Prize for super-obvious shit 802 00:44:33,992 --> 00:44:36,992 we figured out from day one? 803 00:44:38,726 --> 00:44:40,925 We know about the UV light, dipshit. 804 00:44:40,958 --> 00:44:43,559 It's a goddamned plant. 805 00:44:43,592 --> 00:44:45,292 Unfortunately, due to our supply chain, 806 00:44:45,326 --> 00:44:47,426 we have a limited quantity of bulbs, 807 00:44:47,459 --> 00:44:49,225 and all of our surplus has been shipped to... 808 00:44:49,259 --> 00:44:50,825 Don't say it. 809 00:44:52,925 --> 00:44:55,992 ...Vickelsberg. 810 00:45:06,526 --> 00:45:09,192 ♪ Her name is Noelle 811 00:45:09,225 --> 00:45:11,726 ♪ I have a dream about her 812 00:45:11,759 --> 00:45:14,025 ♪ She rings my bell 813 00:45:14,059 --> 00:45:16,659 ♪ I got gym glass in half an hour ♪ 814 00:45:16,693 --> 00:45:19,025 ♪ Oh, how she rocks 815 00:45:19,059 --> 00:45:21,693 in Keds and tube socks ♪ 816 00:45:21,726 --> 00:45:26,526 ♪ But she doesn't know who I am ♪ 817 00:45:26,559 --> 00:45:28,292 ♪ And she doesn't give 818 00:45:28,326 --> 00:45:30,925 What the globalist cucks don't want you to know 819 00:45:30,958 --> 00:45:36,559 is that eating Ick gives men extreme sexual potency! 820 00:45:38,192 --> 00:45:40,426 You will gain tentacle powers! 821 00:45:42,159 --> 00:45:44,059 I'll show you, I'll prove it to you right now. 822 00:45:44,092 --> 00:45:46,059 You gotta take a look at this. 823 00:45:46,092 --> 00:45:48,592 ♪ Maybe with me ♪ 824 00:46:03,426 --> 00:46:05,159 We're skipping the vaccine. 825 00:46:05,192 --> 00:46:07,059 The Ick boosts all of our immune systems 826 00:46:07,092 --> 00:46:10,526 by releasing positive gut probiotics, or whatever, 827 00:46:10,559 --> 00:46:12,059 into the air. 828 00:46:12,092 --> 00:46:12,992 Oh. 829 00:46:13,025 --> 00:46:17,359 Oh! I... I think I got it on my shoe. 830 00:46:22,359 --> 00:46:26,626 Look, I--I know what you're all gonna say. 831 00:46:26,659 --> 00:46:30,292 "Hank, you're an alcoholic. 832 00:46:30,326 --> 00:46:34,392 What the hell are you doing opening a bar?" 833 00:46:34,426 --> 00:46:35,892 On the contrary, Hank. 834 00:46:35,925 --> 00:46:38,326 We want you to do whatever makes you happy. 835 00:46:38,359 --> 00:46:40,059 Live a little. Let go. 836 00:46:40,092 --> 00:46:44,492 Surrender to a higher power. 837 00:46:44,526 --> 00:46:46,858 Come. 838 00:46:46,892 --> 00:46:49,958 Never crave alcohol again. 839 00:46:49,992 --> 00:46:53,592 Know peace. Know bliss. 840 00:46:53,626 --> 00:46:56,025 Suckle upon me! 841 00:46:56,059 --> 00:46:57,292 Suckle! 842 00:46:57,326 --> 00:46:58,559 Uh, no thanks! 843 00:46:58,592 --> 00:47:00,858 You go ahead. 844 00:47:03,359 --> 00:47:05,693 Ugh, the sun was way too bright today. 845 00:47:07,225 --> 00:47:09,059 Um, I've been thinking, babe. 846 00:47:09,092 --> 00:47:12,726 I support your decision to stay in Eastbrook. 847 00:47:12,759 --> 00:47:16,592 This is a wonderful town. 848 00:47:16,626 --> 00:47:18,326 What's gotten into you? 849 00:47:20,225 --> 00:47:22,693 Why don't we hop in the back seat? 850 00:47:22,726 --> 00:47:23,892 Don't take this the wrong way, 851 00:47:23,925 --> 00:47:25,726 but you totally look like shit. 852 00:47:25,759 --> 00:47:27,992 My appearance is all that matters? 853 00:47:28,025 --> 00:47:31,726 So sexually normative, babe. 854 00:47:31,759 --> 00:47:34,092 We shouldn't be out here at night. 855 00:47:34,125 --> 00:47:36,992 That's just Foucault's panopticon. 856 00:47:37,025 --> 00:47:39,326 Fear keeps you from joy. 857 00:47:43,225 --> 00:47:44,693 Stay down, kid. 858 00:47:44,726 --> 00:47:46,693 Look at you, Mr. Wallace. 859 00:47:46,726 --> 00:47:49,125 Hey. You okay? 860 00:47:49,159 --> 00:47:50,858 Wanna ride? 861 00:47:55,292 --> 00:47:58,326 Grace! I'm sorry! 862 00:47:58,359 --> 00:47:59,259 Okay? 863 00:47:59,292 --> 00:48:00,059 Hey! 864 00:48:00,092 --> 00:48:01,958 Go throw a ball, kid. 865 00:48:13,025 --> 00:48:14,559 You know, Grace, uh, 866 00:48:14,592 --> 00:48:16,392 some boys in the animal kingdom... 867 00:48:16,426 --> 00:48:17,559 Gross! 868 00:48:17,592 --> 00:48:19,426 I don't need to hear about the birds and the bees, 869 00:48:19,459 --> 00:48:20,958 Mr. Wallace. I'm 18. 870 00:48:20,992 --> 00:48:22,492 Not the birds and the bees. 871 00:48:22,526 --> 00:48:24,659 The wasp and the tarantula. 872 00:48:24,693 --> 00:48:25,759 The female hawk wasp, 873 00:48:25,793 --> 00:48:27,292 when she is ready to lay her eggs, 874 00:48:27,326 --> 00:48:29,159 she paralyzes the tarantula with her stinger, 875 00:48:29,192 --> 00:48:32,025 then lays her eggs in its abdomen. 876 00:48:32,059 --> 00:48:33,726 When the larva are ready to hatch, 877 00:48:33,759 --> 00:48:36,359 they eat the tarantula from the inside out. 878 00:48:36,392 --> 00:48:37,392 You know what I mean? 879 00:48:37,426 --> 00:48:40,259 That being pregnant is like getting eaten alive 880 00:48:40,292 --> 00:48:42,359 by a parasite? 881 00:48:42,392 --> 00:48:43,925 What I mean is, 882 00:48:43,958 --> 00:48:46,892 I think Dylan is trying to put something inside you. 883 00:48:46,925 --> 00:48:48,292 He's already put it inside me. 884 00:48:48,326 --> 00:48:51,825 Uh...I did not need to hear that. 885 00:48:51,858 --> 00:48:53,392 I think Dylan is infected. 886 00:48:53,426 --> 00:48:54,559 With what? 887 00:48:55,726 --> 00:48:57,192 Did you see his athletic physical? 888 00:48:57,225 --> 00:49:00,559 I swear, if he gave me the clap after he promised... 889 00:49:03,426 --> 00:49:04,759 What's happening? 890 00:49:06,059 --> 00:49:07,892 It's in the engine. 891 00:49:17,526 --> 00:49:18,426 Are you okay? 892 00:49:18,459 --> 00:49:20,426 I think so! 893 00:49:23,192 --> 00:49:24,592 Ow! 894 00:49:25,459 --> 00:49:27,559 Shit's stuck! 895 00:49:33,693 --> 00:49:35,958 We're surrounded. 896 00:49:37,392 --> 00:49:39,059 Please don't post this. 897 00:49:39,092 --> 00:49:39,958 I'm texting my cousin. 898 00:49:39,992 --> 00:49:41,359 He drives a tow truck. 899 00:49:41,392 --> 00:49:42,559 Oh, noice. 900 00:49:42,592 --> 00:49:45,259 Well, in the meantime, we can get to know each other 901 00:49:45,292 --> 00:49:45,992 a little, you know? 902 00:49:46,025 --> 00:49:48,359 Have a...a bonding sesh. 903 00:49:48,392 --> 00:49:50,693 Oh, my God. So awkward. 904 00:49:50,726 --> 00:49:52,559 Well, you know, we might have a lot in common. 905 00:49:52,592 --> 00:49:54,326 You know? Like, um... 906 00:49:54,359 --> 00:49:55,592 What's your fave animal? 907 00:49:55,626 --> 00:49:58,992 Um, mine is--mine's a narwhal. Penguins are also dope. 908 00:49:59,025 --> 00:50:00,492 Keep coming on to me, Mr. Wallace, 909 00:50:00,526 --> 00:50:01,392 and you'll be sorry. 910 00:50:01,426 --> 00:50:02,825 No warning shots. 911 00:50:02,858 --> 00:50:04,326 Grace, I... I could never, ever-- 912 00:50:04,359 --> 00:50:07,259 I'm incapable of thinking of you that way. 913 00:50:09,225 --> 00:50:10,958 Oh. 914 00:50:10,992 --> 00:50:12,392 All makes sense now. 915 00:50:12,426 --> 00:50:13,759 It does? 916 00:50:13,793 --> 00:50:14,759 Right? 917 00:50:14,793 --> 00:50:17,793 You're gay. 918 00:50:19,492 --> 00:50:21,392 Hard to believe it used to take an hour over dial-up 919 00:50:21,426 --> 00:50:22,592 to get a video. 920 00:50:22,626 --> 00:50:24,426 Was that before or after your family died of cholera? 921 00:50:24,459 --> 00:50:25,992 Ha-ha, laugh it up. 922 00:50:26,025 --> 00:50:27,726 One day, you'll be explaining Instagram 923 00:50:27,759 --> 00:50:28,759 to your cyborg children. 924 00:50:28,793 --> 00:50:30,292 Got any food? 925 00:50:30,326 --> 00:50:31,825 I'm starving. 926 00:50:34,559 --> 00:50:36,059 Weird. 927 00:50:37,892 --> 00:50:40,459 Oh. Yeah. Well, 928 00:50:40,492 --> 00:50:41,925 never been to a steakhouse? 929 00:50:41,958 --> 00:50:45,392 You know, aged beef, it enhances the tenderness, the flavor? 930 00:50:45,426 --> 00:50:46,759 I can't believe you're a science teacher. 931 00:50:46,793 --> 00:50:47,892 I wanted to be an English teacher, 932 00:50:47,925 --> 00:50:49,992 but all the positions were filled. 933 00:50:50,025 --> 00:50:51,659 There was a wait list. 934 00:50:51,693 --> 00:50:52,825 Not enough science degrees... 935 00:50:52,858 --> 00:50:54,825 That's really lame. 936 00:51:01,825 --> 00:51:03,059 Maybe Daddy! 937 00:51:03,092 --> 00:51:05,526 Are you maybe somebody's baby daddy, Mr. Wallace? 938 00:51:05,559 --> 00:51:07,025 Uh, Grace... 939 00:51:07,059 --> 00:51:10,392 Knock up a cheerleader back in your swinging-dick days? 940 00:51:19,659 --> 00:51:21,159 Shit! 941 00:51:23,392 --> 00:51:24,559 No. 942 00:51:24,592 --> 00:51:26,025 No, this can't be happening. 943 00:51:26,059 --> 00:51:28,025 My asshole dad is my asshole dad, 944 00:51:28,059 --> 00:51:30,159 not this upside-down asshole. 945 00:51:30,192 --> 00:51:32,059 There's no easy way to explain this, Grace. 946 00:51:32,092 --> 00:51:34,326 Uh, but you don't exactly look... 947 00:51:34,359 --> 00:51:36,892 you know, and your dad is... you know? 948 00:51:36,925 --> 00:51:39,592 And you are, you know, and... 949 00:51:39,626 --> 00:51:41,559 You better hold on to something. 950 00:51:49,925 --> 00:51:51,326 So, 18 years later, 951 00:51:51,359 --> 00:51:53,693 it finally occurs to you that I might be your daughter? 952 00:51:54,793 --> 00:51:56,092 I just thought it was impossible. 953 00:51:56,125 --> 00:51:58,192 I-I-I thought that you were conceived too late, 954 00:51:58,225 --> 00:52:00,392 and I figured that half the town could be your father. 955 00:52:00,426 --> 00:52:01,659 Wow. 956 00:52:01,693 --> 00:52:03,825 I just mean that your mom probably had sex with a lot-- 957 00:52:03,858 --> 00:52:06,526 Yeah, yeah, I got that, thanks. 958 00:52:07,825 --> 00:52:08,759 Hey, you could just think about me as, like, 959 00:52:08,793 --> 00:52:10,326 your cool uncle, right, 960 00:52:10,359 --> 00:52:12,392 who takes you to Disney World and Planned Parenthood... 961 00:52:12,426 --> 00:52:15,492 Stop it! I'm not some dudebro's fugitive chromosome! 962 00:52:15,526 --> 00:52:16,726 Dudebro? But I-- 963 00:52:16,759 --> 00:52:19,025 But nothing. You're not my dad. 964 00:52:19,059 --> 00:52:20,693 And even if you are, you never will be. 965 00:52:20,726 --> 00:52:22,125 Wow. 966 00:52:22,159 --> 00:52:24,459 I'm having, like, total deja vu. 967 00:52:24,958 --> 00:52:27,025 No. Star Wars. 968 00:52:27,059 --> 00:52:29,359 Luke, Darth, father, yeah. 969 00:52:29,392 --> 00:52:32,125 Please, God, say I'm not related to this moron. 970 00:52:32,159 --> 00:52:33,626 You know, I didn't want this, 971 00:52:33,659 --> 00:52:34,726 I didn't mean for this to happen. 972 00:52:34,759 --> 00:52:35,892 Cool. 973 00:52:35,925 --> 00:52:37,693 It never happened. 974 00:52:37,726 --> 00:52:38,392 My cousin's on his way. 975 00:52:38,426 --> 00:52:40,426 Oh, cool, cool. 976 00:52:42,825 --> 00:52:43,659 You know-- 977 00:52:43,693 --> 00:52:44,726 -Shut up! -But, um-- 978 00:52:44,759 --> 00:52:45,925 We don't have to talk, you know. 979 00:52:45,958 --> 00:52:46,726 -Silence is golden. -Silence is golden. 980 00:52:46,759 --> 00:52:47,759 -But, um-- -Nope! 981 00:52:47,793 --> 00:52:49,092 -Grace? -Shh! 982 00:52:49,125 --> 00:52:49,726 Ick? 983 00:52:49,759 --> 00:52:52,259 Dammit, leave me alone! 984 00:52:53,526 --> 00:52:54,292 You should leave. 985 00:52:54,326 --> 00:52:55,592 No shit! 986 00:52:55,626 --> 00:52:56,992 You should leave Eastbrook, 987 00:52:57,025 --> 00:52:58,793 and you should change your mind about going to college. 988 00:52:58,825 --> 00:53:00,626 Why? I'm not leaving. You leave. 989 00:53:00,659 --> 00:53:03,259 Yeah, I--I tried. 990 00:53:04,958 --> 00:53:08,292 Are you "dadding" me right now? 991 00:53:08,326 --> 00:53:10,492 I know it's scary to think about leaving, 992 00:53:10,526 --> 00:53:12,426 I get that, really, I do. 993 00:53:12,459 --> 00:53:15,592 But big cities are filled with amazing things! 994 00:53:15,626 --> 00:53:17,092 You know, like-- like museums, 995 00:53:17,125 --> 00:53:21,092 and fancy restaurants, and Dave and Buster's. 996 00:53:21,125 --> 00:53:23,192 You are "dadding" me right now. 997 00:53:23,225 --> 00:53:24,592 What do you want with a teenage daughter, anyway? 998 00:53:24,626 --> 00:53:26,259 We're complicated and mean. 999 00:53:26,292 --> 00:53:28,759 I--I don't think I really have much of a choice here. 1000 00:53:28,793 --> 00:53:30,559 Will you stop saying that? 1001 00:53:30,592 --> 00:53:32,025 Ah, look, do you really wanna be 1002 00:53:32,059 --> 00:53:35,459 the only florist with a 1500 on her SATs? 1003 00:53:36,759 --> 00:53:39,059 Look, moron. 1004 00:53:39,092 --> 00:53:43,225 You can't come into my life after 18 years 1005 00:53:43,259 --> 00:53:47,626 and suddenly claim me like a Value Pack coupon. 1006 00:53:47,659 --> 00:53:50,426 Where were you when I skinned my knee? 1007 00:53:50,459 --> 00:53:53,459 Or when my guinea pig died? 1008 00:53:53,492 --> 00:53:54,925 Or when the boy I liked 1009 00:53:54,958 --> 00:53:57,326 asked another girl to homecoming? 1010 00:53:59,626 --> 00:54:04,759 You can't be Disney Dad, Mr. Wallace. 1011 00:54:04,793 --> 00:54:06,858 You don't know shit about me. 1012 00:54:06,892 --> 00:54:10,259 And you sure as hell don't know shit about family. 1013 00:54:11,192 --> 00:54:13,292 Ick! 1014 00:54:13,326 --> 00:54:15,892 Family is why I stayed in Eastbrook. 1015 00:54:15,925 --> 00:54:18,626 Don't make the same mistake that I did, Grace. 1016 00:54:18,659 --> 00:54:20,192 It took me a long time to realize 1017 00:54:20,225 --> 00:54:23,025 that family and Eastbrook are not the same thing. 1018 00:54:23,059 --> 00:54:24,892 In fact, Eastbrook kinda sucks. 1019 00:54:24,925 --> 00:54:26,526 So does family. 1020 00:54:26,559 --> 00:54:27,759 Sometimes. 1021 00:54:27,793 --> 00:54:29,492 But, you know, family is kinda like a band, 1022 00:54:29,526 --> 00:54:31,559 and Eastbrook is, like, the best band of all time. 1023 00:54:31,592 --> 00:54:32,659 The Beatles. 1024 00:54:32,693 --> 00:54:33,858 Creed. 1025 00:54:33,892 --> 00:54:35,693 It's hard to imagine a more perfect album 1026 00:54:35,726 --> 00:54:37,259 than Human Clay... 1027 00:54:38,825 --> 00:54:40,925 ...but then the band broke up soon after. 1028 00:54:40,958 --> 00:54:42,925 The band always breaks up. 1029 00:54:42,958 --> 00:54:44,626 But you, Grace, 1030 00:54:44,659 --> 00:54:47,292 you are Scott Stapp. 1031 00:54:47,892 --> 00:54:52,793 Who the fuck is Creed? 1032 00:54:58,025 --> 00:54:59,559 I'm not your daughter. 1033 00:55:04,059 --> 00:55:05,592 Are you kidding me, young lady? 1034 00:55:05,626 --> 00:55:08,492 Shut up, Dad--ugh, Mr. Wallace! 1035 00:55:13,459 --> 00:55:14,693 Uh, the mold. 1036 00:55:14,726 --> 00:55:15,825 -What? -The penicillin! 1037 00:55:15,858 --> 00:55:17,225 What are you saying? 1038 00:55:20,326 --> 00:55:22,925 Penicillin was created when mold got into a petri dish 1039 00:55:22,958 --> 00:55:24,326 and released a toxin into the bacteria 1040 00:55:24,359 --> 00:55:25,793 that the scientists were growing. 1041 00:55:25,825 --> 00:55:28,526 Ha-ha, eat your poison! Ha! 1042 00:55:28,559 --> 00:55:29,626 Or not. Not working! 1043 00:55:29,659 --> 00:55:31,858 Quick thinking, Dr. Science. 1044 00:55:35,359 --> 00:55:36,392 Let it go. 1045 00:55:36,426 --> 00:55:37,892 I'll let it go this time, Grace, but cigarettes? 1046 00:55:37,925 --> 00:55:38,858 The Ick, you idiot! 1047 00:55:38,892 --> 00:55:41,526 Let it go. 1048 00:55:47,793 --> 00:55:49,159 Flamethrower, please. 1049 00:56:07,426 --> 00:56:09,059 Aggh! I'm out. 1050 00:56:09,092 --> 00:56:10,192 Great. 1051 00:56:11,592 --> 00:56:13,793 Grace! Are you okay? 1052 00:56:13,825 --> 00:56:16,092 Light! Now! 1053 00:56:27,659 --> 00:56:29,292 You saved us. 1054 00:56:31,759 --> 00:56:33,858 Let's get the hell out of here. 1055 00:56:36,059 --> 00:56:38,592 And stay away from my mom, if she ends up single. 1056 00:56:56,958 --> 00:57:00,793 ♪ I'm looking down now that it's over ♪ 1057 00:57:00,825 --> 00:57:04,825 ♪ Reflecting on all of my mistakes ♪ 1058 00:57:04,858 --> 00:57:08,992 ♪ I thought I found the road to somewhere ♪ 1059 00:57:09,025 --> 00:57:12,359 ♪ Somewhere in His grace 1060 00:57:12,392 --> 00:57:16,259 ♪ I cried out, "Heaven, save me" ♪ 1061 00:57:16,292 --> 00:57:20,492 ♪ But I'm down to one last breath ♪ 1062 00:57:23,759 --> 00:57:25,726 Have a drink with me, son. 1063 00:57:34,025 --> 00:57:36,559 Dad? 1064 00:57:36,592 --> 00:57:37,559 How's this... 1065 00:57:37,592 --> 00:57:39,426 ...possible? 1066 00:57:39,459 --> 00:57:41,059 It's the Ick. 1067 00:57:42,259 --> 00:57:43,793 It absorbed me into the earth 1068 00:57:43,825 --> 00:57:45,459 all those years ago. 1069 00:57:47,726 --> 00:57:49,759 This town. 1070 00:57:49,793 --> 00:57:51,192 This country. 1071 00:57:52,958 --> 00:57:55,726 This whole rotten planet. 1072 00:57:55,759 --> 00:57:57,793 It's falling apart at the seams. 1073 00:57:57,825 --> 00:57:59,526 The Ick is the thread that will... 1074 00:58:00,526 --> 00:58:01,892 ...pull it back together. 1075 00:58:01,925 --> 00:58:04,225 Well, good luck. 1076 00:58:04,259 --> 00:58:07,159 It's gonna take a lot more than some lab-grown goo to-- 1077 00:58:07,192 --> 00:58:08,559 to fix all that. 1078 00:58:09,858 --> 00:58:12,526 Or maybe a bacteria? 1079 00:58:12,559 --> 00:58:14,526 Dunno. 1080 00:58:14,559 --> 00:58:16,759 Alien. 1081 00:58:16,793 --> 00:58:20,059 It's a program, son. 1082 00:58:20,092 --> 00:58:23,025 And I'll tell ya what that program is. 1083 00:58:24,292 --> 00:58:25,793 Yeah. 1084 00:58:28,359 --> 00:58:30,492 A program of chaos 1085 00:58:30,526 --> 00:58:32,592 that rewrites itself, 1086 00:58:32,626 --> 00:58:34,192 breaks its rules, 1087 00:58:34,225 --> 00:58:36,726 creates the fear of the random. 1088 00:58:36,759 --> 00:58:39,659 You will never know how it works. 1089 00:58:39,693 --> 00:58:43,925 Its goal is contradiction and confusion, 1090 00:58:43,958 --> 00:58:45,626 no rhyme or reason, 1091 00:58:45,659 --> 00:58:47,825 because it overwhelms. 1092 00:58:47,858 --> 00:58:50,459 Some, it devours, 1093 00:58:50,492 --> 00:58:53,426 some, it resurrects. 1094 00:58:53,459 --> 00:58:55,759 You will ignore it 1095 00:58:55,793 --> 00:58:58,925 and do nothing. 1096 00:59:00,726 --> 00:59:04,992 From a world of many, we all become Ick. 1097 00:59:05,025 --> 00:59:08,225 It can fix anything, son. 1098 00:59:08,259 --> 00:59:10,225 Anything. 1099 00:59:10,259 --> 00:59:13,426 It can even fix that leg of yours. 1100 00:59:22,059 --> 00:59:24,459 It's not my leg that's broken. 1101 00:59:37,759 --> 00:59:39,159 Look. About last night, I... 1102 00:59:39,192 --> 00:59:41,892 Not your first swing and miss. 1103 00:59:41,925 --> 00:59:43,592 What I wanna know is why nobody cares 1104 00:59:43,626 --> 00:59:45,592 that we're in danger. 1105 00:59:45,626 --> 00:59:48,626 Danger from what? 1106 00:59:48,659 --> 00:59:50,892 The Ick attacked me. 1107 00:59:50,925 --> 00:59:53,592 Babe, the Ick attacked everyone. 1108 00:59:55,225 --> 00:59:57,225 Just in: The cafeteria staff regretfully inform us 1109 00:59:57,259 --> 01:00:00,526 today's scheduled lunch, brown meatballs in dark gravy, 1110 01:00:00,559 --> 01:00:02,159 will no longer be served. 1111 01:00:02,192 --> 01:00:04,958 Instead, they will serve brown meatballs in yellow gravy. 1112 01:00:04,992 --> 01:00:06,825 The very best moments of my life were on this field, 1113 01:00:06,858 --> 01:00:08,726 and the very worst. 1114 01:00:08,759 --> 01:00:11,992 Dreams of going to college, NFL. 1115 01:00:12,025 --> 01:00:13,659 Owning a mansion in Beverly Hills, 1116 01:00:13,693 --> 01:00:16,793 a vacation house in France. 1117 01:00:16,825 --> 01:00:19,793 And a series of Viagra commercials, 1118 01:00:19,825 --> 01:00:22,492 wearing a flannel, chopping wood, 1119 01:00:22,526 --> 01:00:24,359 over a crystal-blue lake. 1120 01:00:25,759 --> 01:00:28,459 And you. 1121 01:00:28,492 --> 01:00:31,292 I lost it all right here. 1122 01:00:31,326 --> 01:00:33,659 Don't get so dramatic. 1123 01:00:36,426 --> 01:00:37,759 Is Grace my daughter? 1124 01:00:37,793 --> 01:00:40,259 What? No! 1125 01:00:40,292 --> 01:00:42,559 Is that why you dragged me out here? Ugh. 1126 01:00:42,592 --> 01:00:45,125 Staci. Just wait, please. 1127 01:00:45,159 --> 01:00:46,359 Can... 1128 01:00:49,459 --> 01:00:50,892 Hank. 1129 01:00:52,925 --> 01:00:55,492 Can you just give me this one thing, please, 1130 01:00:55,526 --> 01:00:59,392 and just tell me that's possible. 1131 01:00:59,426 --> 01:01:03,225 It's absolutely impossible. 1132 01:01:06,259 --> 01:01:07,559 Wait. 1133 01:01:07,592 --> 01:01:08,526 You know, actually-- 1134 01:01:10,059 --> 01:01:10,759 Jesus! 1135 01:01:10,793 --> 01:01:12,426 Something's got me! 1136 01:01:24,426 --> 01:01:27,958 Grace, don't ever think my death was your fault. 1137 01:01:27,992 --> 01:01:31,659 I've wanted this for a long time. 1138 01:01:31,693 --> 01:01:35,025 Consider me a cautionary tale. 1139 01:01:35,059 --> 01:01:37,559 Don't repeat my mistakes. 1140 01:01:37,592 --> 01:01:40,292 Find happiness wherever you can. 1141 01:01:40,326 --> 01:01:42,825 Grab it, 1142 01:01:42,858 --> 01:01:44,759 and never let go. 1143 01:02:16,793 --> 01:02:18,825 Ted freaking Kim. 1144 01:02:20,726 --> 01:02:23,125 ♪ You can see right through me 1145 01:02:23,159 --> 01:02:29,992 ♪ So let me go and you will find someone ♪ 1146 01:02:30,025 --> 01:02:31,659 Hello, Eastbrook High! 1147 01:02:31,693 --> 01:02:33,225 We're gonna start this night off right! 1148 01:02:33,259 --> 01:02:36,426 This next song takes me back to 2002. 1149 01:02:36,459 --> 01:02:38,958 Paris Hilton recorded her first sex tape, 1150 01:02:38,992 --> 01:02:41,793 and America was still reeling from 9/11. 1151 01:02:41,825 --> 01:02:43,426 Never forget! 1152 01:02:45,192 --> 01:02:46,292 What a prick. 1153 01:02:46,326 --> 01:02:48,192 Live and let live. 1154 01:02:48,225 --> 01:02:49,858 Nice shirt! 1155 01:02:52,192 --> 01:02:54,526 You think maybe we should barricade the doors, 1156 01:02:54,559 --> 01:02:55,858 you know, in case of the Ick? 1157 01:02:55,892 --> 01:02:57,459 Oh, the government will take care of it. 1158 01:02:57,492 --> 01:02:59,892 The Ick is an agent of natural selection. 1159 01:02:59,925 --> 01:03:02,925 Next generation's going to be faster, smarter, 1160 01:03:02,958 --> 01:03:05,125 we'll probably get some good cornerbacks out of it. 1161 01:03:13,359 --> 01:03:16,459 This next joy is for all the lovers out there. 1162 01:03:16,492 --> 01:03:19,559 This is the song your parents conceived you to. 1163 01:03:19,592 --> 01:03:21,659 "Baby, the rubber broke." 1164 01:03:21,693 --> 01:03:23,759 "Baby, there was no rubber." 1165 01:03:23,793 --> 01:03:25,225 Ugh. 1166 01:03:37,459 --> 01:03:38,526 ♪ Hey there Delilah 1167 01:03:38,559 --> 01:03:41,192 Heather, ask him to dance, now. 1168 01:03:41,225 --> 01:03:44,292 ♪ I'm a thousand miles away, but, girl, tonight-- ♪ 1169 01:03:44,326 --> 01:03:45,459 Would you like to-- 1170 01:03:45,492 --> 01:03:47,292 Love to. 1171 01:03:49,125 --> 01:03:52,426 I'm...I'm not going to Oberlin next year. 1172 01:03:52,459 --> 01:03:53,693 What? 1173 01:03:53,726 --> 01:03:54,693 I'm staying here. 1174 01:03:54,726 --> 01:03:57,125 I want to be with you forever. 1175 01:03:57,159 --> 01:03:59,626 ♪ Don't you worry about the distance ♪ 1176 01:03:59,659 --> 01:04:01,858 ♪ I'm right there if you get lonely ♪ 1177 01:04:01,892 --> 01:04:05,858 ♪ Give this song another listen close your eyes ♪ 1178 01:04:05,892 --> 01:04:07,326 Goddamn, this song rips. 1179 01:04:07,359 --> 01:04:10,925 ♪ Listen to my voice its my disguise ♪ 1180 01:04:10,958 --> 01:04:13,359 ♪ I'm by your side 1181 01:04:13,392 --> 01:04:14,192 Grace... 1182 01:04:14,225 --> 01:04:18,726 ♪ Oh, it's what you do to me 1183 01:04:18,759 --> 01:04:23,192 ♪ Oh, it's what you do to me ♪ 1184 01:04:23,225 --> 01:04:27,659 ♪ Oh, it's what you do to me 1185 01:04:27,693 --> 01:04:36,526 ♪ Oh, it's what you do to me, what you do to me, oh ♪ 1186 01:04:59,192 --> 01:05:00,225 Hey! 1187 01:05:00,259 --> 01:05:00,992 Hank! 1188 01:05:01,025 --> 01:05:02,059 What the heck are you wearing? 1189 01:05:02,092 --> 01:05:03,459 Ted, you've gotta get out of here. 1190 01:05:03,492 --> 01:05:04,693 No can do, buddy. 1191 01:05:04,726 --> 01:05:06,359 I've gotta make sure the kids do Dairy Queen 1192 01:05:06,392 --> 01:05:07,125 and get home safe. 1193 01:05:07,159 --> 01:05:09,292 That's an EDM outfit isn't it? 1194 01:05:12,326 --> 01:05:14,426 Ted, the Ick is coming. 1195 01:05:14,459 --> 01:05:15,559 The Ick? 1196 01:05:15,592 --> 01:05:16,858 It's already here. 1197 01:05:16,892 --> 01:05:18,892 Besides, where will we go? 1198 01:05:18,925 --> 01:05:20,693 It's everywhere else, too. 1199 01:05:20,726 --> 01:05:23,992 Ted, just...just get my daughter to safety. 1200 01:05:25,392 --> 01:05:27,159 You have a daughter? 1201 01:05:29,159 --> 01:05:30,559 Maybe. 1202 01:05:33,225 --> 01:05:35,426 Ted... 1203 01:05:35,459 --> 01:05:37,259 About Staci... 1204 01:05:39,592 --> 01:05:49,626 ♪ When his sight goes red again ♪ 1205 01:06:04,958 --> 01:06:06,825 Ted, is Grace my daughter? 1206 01:06:06,858 --> 01:06:08,225 Hank, we're gonna die. 1207 01:06:08,259 --> 01:06:10,526 Maybe now's a good time to get something off your chest. 1208 01:06:10,559 --> 01:06:12,626 Yeah, the Ick! 1209 01:06:15,693 --> 01:06:16,626 Aw, dammit. 1210 01:06:16,659 --> 01:06:18,459 The windows are UV-protected. 1211 01:06:18,492 --> 01:06:19,726 Screw you, Mercedes! 1212 01:06:19,759 --> 01:06:21,292 I'll break the glass. 1213 01:06:23,359 --> 01:06:25,292 Bulletproof glass. 1214 01:06:25,326 --> 01:06:28,192 Who needs bulletproof glass in Eastbrook? 1215 01:06:28,225 --> 01:06:30,793 He threw it in free, fuck Mercedes. 1216 01:06:30,858 --> 01:06:33,659 Look, Hank, about Grace, she's-- 1217 01:06:33,693 --> 01:06:34,858 No! 1218 01:06:35,459 --> 01:06:37,059 No? 1219 01:06:37,092 --> 01:06:39,326 No for Ick, or no for Grace? 1220 01:06:39,359 --> 01:06:39,892 Yes! 1221 01:06:39,925 --> 01:06:41,526 Yes for which? 1222 01:06:44,259 --> 01:06:46,526 Ted? 1223 01:06:55,726 --> 01:06:58,759 ♪ Let the wave 1224 01:07:10,392 --> 01:07:15,426 Jen Gabriel, you have really developed. 1225 01:07:38,892 --> 01:07:42,025 America needs its traditions. 1226 01:07:43,693 --> 01:07:45,693 Babe, don't you love me? 1227 01:07:45,726 --> 01:07:48,359 I'm staying in Eastbrook for you. 1228 01:07:48,392 --> 01:07:49,526 Dylan... 1229 01:07:49,559 --> 01:07:51,225 You're right, babe, 1230 01:07:51,259 --> 01:07:53,626 we need to fix this town, not run from it. 1231 01:07:53,659 --> 01:07:55,426 No. 1232 01:07:55,459 --> 01:07:57,659 Are you serious? 1233 01:07:57,693 --> 01:07:59,592 Grace, don't have sex with him. 1234 01:07:59,626 --> 01:08:00,726 Are you serious? 1235 01:08:00,759 --> 01:08:01,958 You can have sex with a million men 1236 01:08:01,992 --> 01:08:02,925 -if that's what you want. -It's not. 1237 01:08:02,958 --> 01:08:04,192 Just not with him, okay? 1238 01:08:04,225 --> 01:08:06,359 He is Ick. 1239 01:08:06,392 --> 01:08:07,392 The old white guy 1240 01:08:07,426 --> 01:08:10,559 saving the virginity of a helpless female? 1241 01:08:10,592 --> 01:08:11,693 Really? 1242 01:08:11,726 --> 01:08:13,426 I'm okay with it. 1243 01:08:14,492 --> 01:08:16,858 That's smashmouth football, kid. 1244 01:08:16,892 --> 01:08:18,359 Sorry about your prom. 1245 01:08:32,659 --> 01:08:35,958 You let go! Ow! 1246 01:08:44,225 --> 01:08:45,693 I tested positive for the Ick, 1247 01:08:45,726 --> 01:08:47,759 and I'll tell you, that's how I'm feeling. 1248 01:08:47,793 --> 01:08:49,359 Hey, Grace, I really do want you to have 1249 01:08:49,392 --> 01:08:52,426 a meaningful and safe relationship with boys, 1250 01:08:52,459 --> 01:08:53,526 you know, I-- 1251 01:08:53,559 --> 01:08:55,225 So not the time for this talk. 1252 01:08:55,259 --> 01:08:57,292 They say we're infected, but I'll tell you, 1253 01:08:57,326 --> 01:08:59,626 they're the ones who are truly infected. 1254 01:08:59,659 --> 01:09:04,559 Infected by anger, by pain, insecurity, jealousy, fear-- 1255 01:09:05,559 --> 01:09:07,259 Inside. 1256 01:09:31,059 --> 01:09:33,626 No more playing around, Grace. 1257 01:09:33,659 --> 01:09:35,925 It's time to embrace our future. 1258 01:09:51,225 --> 01:09:52,559 Hey! 1259 01:09:55,759 --> 01:09:58,359 Hey, kid, this might sting a little. 1260 01:10:09,426 --> 01:10:11,092 Mr. Wallace. 1261 01:10:11,125 --> 01:10:13,292 I'm going to reach down your throat, 1262 01:10:13,326 --> 01:10:17,292 squeeze your colon, and pull you inside out. 1263 01:10:17,326 --> 01:10:20,459 You know what your problem is, Dylan? 1264 01:10:20,492 --> 01:10:21,858 You're a phony. 1265 01:10:21,892 --> 01:10:23,793 You haven't read half the shit you quote. 1266 01:10:23,858 --> 01:10:25,726 You summarize from Wikipedia 1267 01:10:25,759 --> 01:10:27,726 and wield wokeness like a weapon. 1268 01:10:27,759 --> 01:10:31,292 You're a sad, pathetic asshole without an original thought. 1269 01:10:32,459 --> 01:10:33,659 You're just like everyone else. 1270 01:10:40,259 --> 01:10:42,259 Grace, I need to tell you something. 1271 01:10:42,292 --> 01:10:43,359 Yeah, I know, you might be my dad, 1272 01:10:43,392 --> 01:10:44,259 you told me already. 1273 01:10:44,292 --> 01:10:47,958 No, it's about your real parents. 1274 01:10:47,992 --> 01:10:49,526 Oh, my God, oh, my God, 1275 01:10:49,559 --> 01:10:51,892 oh, my God, we're gonna die. 1276 01:10:51,925 --> 01:10:53,793 -Not here. -Where? 1277 01:10:53,825 --> 01:10:55,858 No, I mean, we're leaving Eastbrook. 1278 01:10:58,059 --> 01:10:59,225 Alive. 1279 01:10:59,259 --> 01:11:01,059 You and me... 1280 01:11:02,559 --> 01:11:04,259 ...and the regular monkey. 1281 01:11:19,059 --> 01:11:20,892 No! Ugh! 1282 01:11:54,858 --> 01:11:58,592 I-I lost my parents, too. 1283 01:11:58,626 --> 01:12:04,059 And I know it feels like the heartbreak will never end, 1284 01:12:04,092 --> 01:12:07,459 but, um, I'm here for you, Grace. 1285 01:12:11,693 --> 01:12:12,759 Heather! Griffin! 1286 01:12:12,793 --> 01:12:14,225 You're a couple! 1287 01:12:15,159 --> 01:12:16,592 Mr. Wallace. 1288 01:12:17,559 --> 01:12:18,693 Come on. 1289 01:12:20,125 --> 01:12:21,292 All right. 1290 01:12:21,326 --> 01:12:22,825 We're going to get out of here, and find someplace safe. 1291 01:12:24,392 --> 01:12:27,326 Halogen, the stadium lights emit UV radiation. 1292 01:12:27,359 --> 01:12:29,025 Not as much as the sun, or black light, 1293 01:12:29,059 --> 01:12:31,559 but hopefully enough to keep us safe. 1294 01:12:32,459 --> 01:12:33,592 Arm yourselves. 1295 01:12:33,626 --> 01:12:36,825 Whatever you can carry, but get ready for a fight. 1296 01:12:38,459 --> 01:12:39,858 Come on. 1297 01:12:39,892 --> 01:12:41,526 You could've just opened it. 1298 01:12:41,559 --> 01:12:43,125 I mean, that was super dramatic and all, but-- 1299 01:12:43,159 --> 01:12:44,925 Now I have to crawl over broken glass. 1300 01:12:59,392 --> 01:13:00,992 All right. 1301 01:13:11,092 --> 01:13:13,426 Patch the wires, flip all the switches. 1302 01:13:13,459 --> 01:13:14,626 Where are you going? 1303 01:13:14,659 --> 01:13:16,259 I have to go back out, turn on the circuit breakers. 1304 01:13:16,292 --> 01:13:19,092 Without them, there's no power flowing to the halogens. 1305 01:13:19,125 --> 01:13:20,359 Oh! 1306 01:13:20,392 --> 01:13:21,825 Good luck. 1307 01:13:26,592 --> 01:13:28,192 Don't die. 1308 01:13:32,359 --> 01:13:33,825 That was super weird. 1309 01:13:33,858 --> 01:13:35,492 Are you and Mr. Wallace... 1310 01:13:35,526 --> 01:13:36,392 It's complicated. 1311 01:13:36,426 --> 01:13:38,426 None of my business. 1312 01:13:38,459 --> 01:13:39,925 You can do better. 1313 01:14:18,626 --> 01:14:20,326 Ick! 1314 01:14:31,526 --> 01:14:33,326 I'm done. 1315 01:14:39,359 --> 01:14:41,125 Come on, Mr. Wallace! 1316 01:14:51,958 --> 01:14:54,159 Nope, so much nope. 1317 01:15:10,858 --> 01:15:12,092 Oh, Hank. 1318 01:15:12,125 --> 01:15:15,526 Thanks for looking after our little girl. 1319 01:15:19,426 --> 01:15:20,858 Hi, sweetie. 1320 01:15:20,892 --> 01:15:21,925 Time to join... 1321 01:15:21,958 --> 01:15:24,125 ...with Mommy and Daddy. 1322 01:16:39,759 --> 01:16:41,526 -You all right? -I guess. 1323 01:16:41,559 --> 01:16:42,958 You know, relatively. 1324 01:16:42,992 --> 01:16:44,858 Come to the lights. 1325 01:16:53,392 --> 01:16:54,225 I want it to be over, 1326 01:16:54,259 --> 01:16:56,759 he's dead, he should be at peace. 1327 01:16:56,793 --> 01:16:58,626 It's not him, Grace. 1328 01:16:58,659 --> 01:17:00,426 Everything's gonna be okay. 1329 01:17:05,925 --> 01:17:07,259 -Grace? -Grace! 1330 01:17:07,292 --> 01:17:09,225 Grace, you have to wake up, Grace! 1331 01:17:10,825 --> 01:17:12,225 What's going on? 1332 01:17:12,259 --> 01:17:14,426 The Ick pulled out the ground under the lights. 1333 01:17:16,359 --> 01:17:17,892 We have to go! 1334 01:17:21,592 --> 01:17:23,492 Higher ground. 1335 01:17:49,626 --> 01:17:51,392 Run! 1336 01:18:03,192 --> 01:18:04,492 Go! 1337 01:18:09,793 --> 01:18:11,025 Come on, come with me. Hurry up! 1338 01:18:12,192 --> 01:18:13,359 Mr. Wallace! 1339 01:18:48,492 --> 01:18:50,793 Look! The sun! 1340 01:18:50,825 --> 01:18:52,526 Keep going! We can make it! 1341 01:19:05,992 --> 01:19:07,392 What the hell is that? 1342 01:19:07,426 --> 01:19:08,759 It's a capuchin! 1343 01:19:08,793 --> 01:19:11,526 A capu-what? 1344 01:19:23,793 --> 01:19:27,526 Cool. 1345 01:20:23,693 --> 01:20:26,693 Where are you going, Grace? 1346 01:20:26,726 --> 01:20:29,526 It's Dylan! It's too fast! 1347 01:20:57,793 --> 01:20:59,125 Let go! 1348 01:20:59,159 --> 01:21:02,858 Shut up Dad--I mean, Mr. Wallace, whoever you are! 1349 01:21:06,192 --> 01:21:08,259 We've got you, Mr. Wallace. 1350 01:21:45,892 --> 01:21:47,759 I've been shipping them forever. 1351 01:21:58,825 --> 01:22:00,825 Oh, come on. 1352 01:22:13,426 --> 01:22:16,858 Real quick. Second base. 1353 01:22:16,892 --> 01:22:18,793 Grace, I need to tell you something. 1354 01:22:20,958 --> 01:22:22,492 Whether or not you're my actual daughter, 1355 01:22:22,526 --> 01:22:24,825 I'm so proud of you. 1356 01:22:28,825 --> 01:22:31,659 I am so grateful... 1357 01:22:34,392 --> 01:22:35,958 ...that you're in my life. 1358 01:22:42,426 --> 01:22:44,292 So grateful. 1359 01:23:15,858 --> 01:23:19,292 Are we done now or...? 1360 01:23:19,326 --> 01:23:22,892 Hey! High school okay? 1361 01:23:22,925 --> 01:23:25,693 Definitely not. 1362 01:23:25,726 --> 01:23:28,125 Y'all hear what happened to Vickelsberg? 1363 01:23:28,159 --> 01:23:31,392 Dam broke. Whole town was washed away. 1364 01:23:31,426 --> 01:23:35,626 Dang... Vickelsberg. 1365 01:23:35,659 --> 01:23:39,426 What now? 1366 01:23:39,459 --> 01:23:42,192 No idea. 1367 01:24:15,858 --> 01:24:18,626 So, how's the new job? 1368 01:24:18,659 --> 01:24:20,392 Lucrative. Yeah. 1369 01:24:20,426 --> 01:24:23,225 Turns out all the economy needed was mass suffering. 1370 01:24:25,392 --> 01:24:27,559 I'm leaving. 1371 01:24:27,592 --> 01:24:30,892 Yeah. I figured. 1372 01:24:30,925 --> 01:24:32,225 After all this time, I still don't know 1373 01:24:32,259 --> 01:24:36,426 what to call you. Mr. Wallace? Dad? 1374 01:24:36,459 --> 01:24:37,559 Totes fave teach? 1375 01:24:37,592 --> 01:24:39,025 Eh, I don't know. 1376 01:24:39,059 --> 01:24:40,592 Well, technically we still don't know. 1377 01:24:40,626 --> 01:24:42,726 Maybe it's better not to know. 1378 01:24:42,759 --> 01:24:45,659 Yeah. Maybe it's not. 1379 01:24:45,693 --> 01:24:47,359 Like father like maybe daughter. 1380 01:24:48,259 --> 01:24:51,392 Hey, Hank! I knew you'd be here. 1381 01:24:51,426 --> 01:24:54,426 Got something for you, hold on. Here, catch! 1382 01:24:54,459 --> 01:24:55,426 Oh, come on! 1383 01:24:55,459 --> 01:24:56,626 Thought you played football? 1384 01:24:56,659 --> 01:24:58,392 I was a quarterback! 1385 01:24:58,426 --> 01:24:59,825 The government's in turmoil. 1386 01:24:59,858 --> 01:25:02,159 Nobody's seen the president in two months. 1387 01:25:02,192 --> 01:25:04,626 And yet... the mailman delivers. 1388 01:25:04,659 --> 01:25:07,159 Neither rain nor sleet nor Ick. 1389 01:25:11,958 --> 01:25:14,459 I mailed it in. 1390 01:25:14,492 --> 01:25:16,159 Grace, wha-- 1391 01:25:16,192 --> 01:25:19,025 Are you ready? 1392 01:25:19,059 --> 01:25:24,793 No. But, what the hell? Let's open it anyway. 1393 01:25:32,025 --> 01:25:36,159 ♪ Can you take me higher? 1394 01:25:38,292 --> 01:25:43,958 ♪ To a place where blind men see ♪ 1395 01:25:44,726 --> 01:25:48,259 ♪ Can you take me higher? 1396 01:25:50,793 --> 01:25:56,392 ♪ To a place with golden streets ♪